So since Tuesday, my Internet has been down, my husband has been on two trips, I peed myself at my son's baseball game, and Time magazine decided to blow up the world.
If only Einstein had figured out the boob, toddler, stool combo, he could have saved himself some trouble.
I also saw my doctor, thanks mostly to your comments and emails, which I will share more about over here, which just so happens to be where I also wrote about spending Mother's Day alone with your kids.
And even though they're not supposed to kick in for another couple of weeks, I credit them (and my kids' presence) for me not chewing up and spitting out a Starbucks barista when she blamed me for her inability to cut my sandwich in half.
I WAS HOVERING.
Usually that's just called waiting in the "PICK UP" spot for coffee and food, but silly me.
So while sitting outside my local pizza joint in my car to get Internet (KLASSY!), I launched a new Kristen Chase show, compiled all of my favorite Brene Brown quotes, and had a tweet end up on The Huffington Post.
But I'll be honest. That wasn't nearly my favorite. I was on a roll.
They did such a great job with this interview here. So much that you can learn about someone like this.
Posted by: college admission essay help | October 14, 2012 at 07:18 AM
I totally missed that last tweet! It's the best one too!
I'm glad you are getting what you need. When you talk about having only a few days out of the month being good I could so relate.
Posted by: Vicky | May 16, 2012 at 09:03 PM
Am I the only one for whom the link to what your doctor said is not working? I hope the doctor is helping. I'm glad you found some help.
Posted by: Kathy | May 16, 2012 at 10:17 AM
Awesome tweets, looking forward to becoming a six foot tall blond bombshell for bf'ing this next one!
Posted by: Nicole | May 15, 2012 at 03:09 AM
So glad you took the plunge and made an appointment to get some answers. I too am curious as to what they said, hope it was something helpful!
Love the twitter posts. Silly sensationalism seeking magazine.
Posted by: Rachel @ Rediscovering the Kitchen | May 13, 2012 at 03:03 PM
I'm doing mother's day alone too. Personally, I don't care. Actually, I'm just relieved I don't have to spend it trying to make my own mom happy, like I do every other year. So, I'm kinda looking forward to it.
Posted by: Amanda | May 13, 2012 at 01:24 AM
How did I miss the American Apparel quote?
Although honestly, she is 27 and I think that's like 15 years too old for their maternity line.
Posted by: Mom101 | May 12, 2012 at 10:30 PM
You were on fire yesterday. Booyah.
Posted by: Karen | May 12, 2012 at 03:31 PM
hahahaha! You're right, while the featured tweet was awesome, I like these even better.
Posted by: Liz | May 11, 2012 at 02:32 PM
I think I was asking a little too much of her today. Apparently. Though I told the manager, best have your employees bitch about the customers so they can't hear.
Ha.
Posted by: Kristen Chase | May 11, 2012 at 02:13 PM
DUDE, you were the #2 quote. Bitchin! I'm anxious to hear about what your doctor had to say. Oh and I didn't realize cutting a sammich took that much concentration.
Posted by: Alyssa S | May 11, 2012 at 02:08 PM