Okay. I didn't really say that. But seriously, three days of private bowel movements = pretty freaking amazing. (Though they did offer to interrupt me so I'd feel more comfortable).
Okay. They didn't really offer that but they were really nice and probably would have done that if I had asked them.
But really, I love to talk!
Except then they told me that it could only be 4 minutes long. And well, I have conversations with myself that are longer than that let alone talk to fascinating, interesting people.
But hey, that's why there's editing. Also, hair and make-up.
You watch the video and tell me if I looked like I puked on the plane just the day before? I think not!
Then they told me I could only wear black and that the set had hot pink chairs "WHICH IS SO YOU, KRISTEN!" and I thought "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?"
Do I really say "Hot Pink Chairs?!"
But holy shit, people, the set was amazing and I would have stolen everything except it was rented and also I couldn't fit the damn chairs in my suitcase.
I really tried.
Okay, so I didn't really try but I was mighty tempted.
The only thing they didn't do is get me Ryan Reynolds. But that's okay. The sound guy kept putting his hand down my shirt and that was totally a close 75th.
So the shows launch on April 3, and will be released every Tuesday for 10 weeks. I hope you'll subscribe to Cafemom Studios on YouTube and tell all your friends so you don't miss a single episode because OMFG what would you do if you missed The Kristen Chase Show?
You would cry because it's fun and funny and I talk about all sorts of fun things that I talk about here. Like vaginas. My boobs. And my mother-in-law.
How could we leave her out of the fun?
And it's only 4 minutes long. Think of all the things that you do that you hate that take waaaay longer than that.
Even if you only mildly enjoy the show, it will be better than doing those things. THAT I can guarantee.