10 reasons I'm pretty sure that I'm Canadian
Yesterday I accidentally spelled "behavior" with a "u" but then realized that maybe it wasn't an accident. Maybe I'm actually Canadian and I don't know it.
And after thinking about it for a few minutes, here's why I'm now slightly convinced that I'm really Canadian.
10. I totally run races in kilometers.
9. I always get surprised at the doctor when they make me pay.
8. I put maple syrup on my pancakes. And french toast.
7. Ketchup on fries is like so 2011.
6. I never get a hangover after I drink a Molson.
5. I know that curling is a pretend sport.
4. I am well-versed in famous Canadian landmarks, like Ryan Reynolds' abs.
3. I like bacon that looks like ham.
2. I know the first 2 words to "O Canada."
1. I love my beaver.
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Don't Americans put maple syrup on pancakes too?
Posted by: Kathy | March 23, 2012 at 10:01 AM
In Canada we run races in "kilometres" not "kilometers" but we sure do love our beavers and maple syrup so I'll grant you honourary Canuck status anyway:)
Posted by: eva | March 04, 2012 at 10:02 PM
This is hilarious! But seriously - and I mean this in the best way possible - are you drunk blogging? xxxooo
Posted by: Josette at Halushki | February 24, 2012 at 11:05 PM
How do you feel about Tim Hortons and poutine and Beavertails?
Posted by: alimartell | February 24, 2012 at 07:31 PM
I think you'll need to brush up on your pronunciation of eh and a-boot as well.
Posted by: apricoco | February 23, 2012 at 10:40 PM
Ryan Gosling is Canadian too! Your case is even stronger.
Posted by: apricoco | February 23, 2012 at 10:39 PM
I actually do like Hockey! Players!
Posted by: Kristen Chase | February 23, 2012 at 04:25 PM
Yeah, you need hockey in there. You're approaching Canadian, but not there yet!
But hey, not only do you know the first two words of O Canada, I'm willing to bet you know the first two words to O Canada in BOTH national languages!
Posted by: Melanie | February 23, 2012 at 03:30 PM
Just one thing missing.. hockey.. you can't be Canadian if you don't like hockey!
Posted by: Michelle | February 23, 2012 at 03:11 PM
i love this list.
i, too, believe myself to have evolved to the point at which i might be granted dual citizenship with our hockey-loving friends to the north. if there were a number 11 on your list, maybe it could be a deep and committed love of doughnuts? with a tim horton's on every corner, they're like canada's national food : )
Posted by: wendy | February 23, 2012 at 10:55 AM
Here's where I tell you that I love your beaver too.
And bite me, baby, curling is the best damn sport there is.
Where else can you yell 'Hurry HARD' at someone bent over and thrusting??
Smooch.
Posted by: Redneck Mommy | February 23, 2012 at 09:41 AM
Well, as a Canadian I can say that is all you need to qualify! Well, except for one crucial piece, I'm afraid you will need to live and breath hockey.
Posted by: Kelly | February 23, 2012 at 07:38 AM