I know I shouldn't be surprised that Georgia might be cutting cursive handwriting from their public school curriculum. Apparently they're going to replace it with a "Texting" class.
Okay. I'm kidding. Though I know a few people who need to be put in a "LOL" time out.
You know who you are! LOL!
In case you were wondering how I ended up with four kids and parent them without the "she who was cut out to have many children" gene (I know that's not real but I swear some moms just make the many children thing look so easy and I'm not talking about Heidi Klum and her four nannies but boy do I get the appeal of that), I'm writing about it in my new column at Parent Dish.
It's called "The Condom Broke."
That's what happens when you ask Mom 101 to help you come up with a title for your new column.
And finally, if you're a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fan, you should read the Gawker recaps that I do not write.
I dare you not to piss yourself.