Kristen is crazy a mom of three children and one on the way. She lives in a house with a dog, and a husband who is currently away enjoying a quiet hotel room all to himself *insert few choice words here* on business.
8pm - Child #3 who always goes to sleep without fussing decides to fuss.
9pm - Child #3 who is fussing finally falls asleep.
2am - Child #3 who usually sleeps through the night wakes up screaming.
2:12am - Child #3 who was screaming was rocked and returns to sleep.
2:17am - PSYCH - still awake. And screaming.
2:25am - Child #3 who was screaming is now sleeping on her crib mattress on my floor.
3:10am - Child #3 who was sleeping on my floor is now awoken by Child #2 who is scared but is promptly returned to his room without screaming.
4:25am - PSYCH - still scared.
5:00am - Child #4 (who is still in my womb) decides it's time to take up Irish step dancing.
6:00am - The sleeping child on my floor is no longer sleeping.
6:15am - The scared child is no longer scared. Or sleeping.
7:00am - All three children are awake, not scared, but screaming - for breakfast and shows and snacks.
7:10am - I come downstairs to my three children eating cheese curls.
7:15am - I am screaming. My three children are scared.
So who in the house was never not sleeping, screaming, or scared at one time between 8pm and 7:15am?
First person to get it right (email me your answer to motherhooduncensored[at]yahoo[dot]com) gets the most fabulous bag of junk Motherhood Uncensored grab bag of weirdness.
Congrats Julie. It was indeed the dog. Though grammar police kudos go to Kim on catching my bad grammar which I totally did on purpose. Ahem.