I've been getting a lot of this "If this is your first?" questions, to which I smile politely and say, "No, fourth."
That in itself meanwhile sounds absolutely ridiculous to me unless someone is asking you what number drink you just had.
Or how many orgasms you had last night.
It's always followed with a lovely "Oh my goodness, you look so young" or some variation of how fabulous I look for having four children, so I really can't complain.
I'm not sure whether people are just being nice but at this point I don't give a shit.
And so, a few days ago while I was shopping for clothes, the same exact thing happened, which I relayed to my husband. And then, at the exact same time, we both burst out laughing uncontrollably, because that's what you do when it finally hits you that you're going to have four kids.
Apparently you also piss yourself.