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May 18, 2010

The Secret

Thank god for Spanx.

It says SLOW POKE and HAD TO PEE. TWICE. Which sucked.

I stole this photo from Laurie Writes.  

I finally gave into the loose dress.

Yes, for those of you who have seen me recently. I didn't just eat too many donuts.

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I guess this sex thing is workin' out for you...

(p.s. congrats!)

Posted by: MDTaz | May 22, 2010 at 11:23 PM

Best wishes and enjoy the ride...
Cindi

Posted by: Cindi | May 22, 2010 at 10:38 PM

WHAT!?!????????? I'm totally in shock. Really!???? Whoa!!!! Congrats, mama! xoxoxoxox!!!!

Posted by: GirlsGoneChild | May 21, 2010 at 02:32 AM

Congratulations and yay! I am always so happy when I hear someone is expecting -- especially someone who's adventures in motherhood and otherwise crack me up and move me to tears, sometimes in the same post.

Happy for you in Ottawa, ON (and secretly looking forward to seeing you get chunky, since you look so freakin' amazing -- okay, make that not-so-secretly)

Posted by: Julie | May 20, 2010 at 11:42 PM

Don't worry Julie. I read it twice, very slowly, then figured it out.

Posted by: Motherhood Uncensored | May 20, 2010 at 02:00 PM

Clarification needed here, because I have been thinking about how my previous post sounded ever since I woke up this morning.

The "foot-in-ass" part? "I'm not. But I hope you are as happy as everyone else here is for you."

Ooops. That sounds like I hate you. Or at the very least like I'm not happy for you.

What I MEANT was, and should have written, and thought about it before I hit post was, " I'm not pregnant." Amazing how leaving out one little bitty word changes the entire meaning of a sentence.

I am incredibly happy for you!

Posted by: Julie | May 20, 2010 at 11:13 AM

Wow- that is amazing! Congratulations and best wishes to you and your family!

Posted by: MyMomShops | May 20, 2010 at 07:17 AM

Congrats K! :)

Posted by: Sabz | May 20, 2010 at 01:55 AM

Wow. Hats off to you ... and CONGRATULATIONS.
Drew will have to up the ante with 3 sisters. If that's even possible.

Posted by: Ninja | May 20, 2010 at 12:40 AM

I saw the tweets about it yesterday, but my bberry crashed, so here's an official OMG and that's amazing, and Mazel Tov! Sounds weird, but I had this feeling you were when I saw you in Chi. Musta been the burger at Ed Debevics?

Posted by: selfmademom | May 19, 2010 at 09:24 PM

OMGOMGOMGOMG!

I'm not. But I hope you are as happy as everyone else here is for you.

Posted by: Julie | May 19, 2010 at 09:22 PM

HOLY MACARONI! I know I'm late reading this but I was out last night. WOW! And congrats! You sure can keep a secret, sistah.

Posted by: Amy | May 19, 2010 at 08:28 PM

Congratulations!!!

Posted by: If I Could Escape | May 19, 2010 at 08:26 PM

Happy congratulations!

Posted by: magpie | May 19, 2010 at 04:42 PM

No WAY! Congratuations.

Posted by: Goon Squad Sarah | May 19, 2010 at 04:36 PM

Oh Drew! Another sister!! Congratulations!!

Posted by: Tia | May 19, 2010 at 03:52 PM

Congratulations!!

Posted by: Caroline | May 19, 2010 at 03:45 PM

Woot! Congrats, and good luck!

Posted by: norm | May 19, 2010 at 03:13 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kris H. | May 19, 2010 at 12:48 PM

Congratulations!

Posted by: Katherine | May 19, 2010 at 12:48 PM

Holy moses!!!!!!! You go girl, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! Man, you are like Supermomma. I am scared to try for number 2, you totally lapped me...haha!

Posted by: Kate | May 19, 2010 at 12:01 PM

Holy hell!
Congratulations (I'm a long-time lurker, first time commenter but I couldn't let this slip by)!!!

Posted by: Leslie | May 19, 2010 at 08:41 AM

Congrats. that is great news!

Posted by: Secret Mom Thoughts | May 19, 2010 at 08:23 AM

So the pregnancy test you left in the car was working?

Congrats!

Posted by: Pia | May 19, 2010 at 08:17 AM

Oh this is really great news. Congratulations!!

Posted by: J from Ireland | May 19, 2010 at 05:53 AM

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? Okay, I totally stalk your blog silently, but I've been reading since before Margot. I'm totally excited for you right now though and am giddy you're having another girl! YAYYYYY! Congratulations!

And wtf, I better have your legs when I'm pregnant with a 4th. This is just ungodly, woman!

Posted by: Mrs. Priss | May 19, 2010 at 01:48 AM

Congratulations!

Posted by: mbbored | May 19, 2010 at 01:21 AM

OMG...I didn't see this coming! Congratulations!

Posted by: Ade | May 19, 2010 at 12:48 AM

CONGRATS! Wow! Wow! and Triple Wow! Maybe another wow just to make it equal the number of babies. . .

Posted by: Angie in Texas | May 18, 2010 at 11:50 PM

Wow! Congratulations! Four is a magical number!

Posted by: apricoco | May 18, 2010 at 11:34 PM

Oh wow - a huge congrats!!

Posted by: Esther Crawford | May 18, 2010 at 10:58 PM

Congrats and I second Mom101's comment.

Posted by: Yaz | May 18, 2010 at 10:50 PM

Congrats!! I hope I can talk my husband into a fourth...

Posted by: Heather | May 18, 2010 at 10:43 PM

Congrats! I think I am probably as far along as you and just found out we are having our third boy. What up with you taking all the girls!?

Posted by: Jessica | May 18, 2010 at 09:23 PM

I read through this 4 times before smacking myself in the head and going duhhhhhhhhhhh!

Congrats!

Posted by: Courtney @ ChaosIsUs | May 18, 2010 at 09:23 PM

It is a good thing that Drew is such a boy, because that is a lot of sisters.

Congrats!!!

Posted by: Amelia Sprout | May 18, 2010 at 09:17 PM

happy happy news...congrats, Kristen.
:)

Posted by: Bon | May 18, 2010 at 09:16 PM

So so SO much love to you.

(Thanks for letting me drink most of your cocktail at Graham Elliot.)

Posted by: Julie @ The Mom Slant | May 18, 2010 at 09:15 PM

Awesome congrats!!!!!

Posted by: Nina | May 18, 2010 at 09:02 PM

Woohoo and congrats! That's awesome news!

Posted by: Beth | May 18, 2010 at 09:00 PM

Yay for baby #4! All of your kids are just a few months older than mine, and we're contemplating a fourth right now. Thanks for blazing the trail for me! Congrats!

Posted by: Amy Jo | May 18, 2010 at 07:56 PM

Congrats! I barely caught a glimpse of you at the pool tonight and thought she look pregnant, but I haven't read anything about it...maybe I just caught too quick a glimpse at a bad angle...the I do my daily blog check and see this! How exciting!

Posted by: Amy Keiser | May 18, 2010 at 07:41 PM

Congratulations!! Four is a fabulous number! (The laundry gets completely beyond comprehension though. But don't worry about that part for now.)

Posted by: Sue @ Laundry for Six | May 18, 2010 at 07:37 PM

Yeah, really, I've been meaning to ask you why your eyes have looked so tired! Everybody's talking about it :-)

Now, for your own sanity, start getting the older kids ready to be lending a hand taking care of the younger ones. I figure a 70-30 respective split between siblings and parents is fair, don't you?

Posted by: LiteralDan | May 18, 2010 at 07:19 PM

Wow.. Congratulations!

Posted by: MichelleRenee | May 18, 2010 at 06:48 PM

Wow - CONGRATS!!!!!

Posted by: Kate | May 18, 2010 at 06:17 PM

congrats! we have 4 & it's quite dandy.

Posted by: mommymae | May 18, 2010 at 05:58 PM

OMG! Congratulations! And huge hugs!

Posted by: Boston Mamas | May 18, 2010 at 05:41 PM

OMG Congratulations!

Posted by: EmmieJ | May 18, 2010 at 05:31 PM

DUDE!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Posted by: Chag | May 18, 2010 at 05:29 PM

Yay! Congrats!

Posted by: Karen | May 18, 2010 at 05:20 PM

Congratulations!

Posted by: jenni | May 18, 2010 at 04:49 PM

so I guess you never scheduled that vasectomy for your husband you had talked about back in Dec. Best of luck!

Posted by: maryjo | May 18, 2010 at 04:37 PM

Congrats, Mominatrix Duggar!

You should sell your husband's super sperm on eBay. Keep him away from Mrs. Whipping Boy!

Posted by: prescott | May 18, 2010 at 04:30 PM

Wha...? Huh...? WHAT???

Dude! Congratulations!!!

Posted by: Tania - Chicky Chicky Baby | May 18, 2010 at 04:30 PM

WHAAAAAA? Congratulations! (And Simon says he is just now reminded that you have great legs.)

Posted by: agirlandaboy | May 18, 2010 at 04:17 PM

Congrats! You look FABULOUS!

Posted by: Erin | May 18, 2010 at 04:09 PM

You're my idol! Congratulations! (Now let me slink back to barely being able to handle the two I've got...)

Posted by: Kelly | May 18, 2010 at 03:56 PM

Congrats Mominatrix! And now for a way too personal question from a sex researcher (for real)...

Do you experience the second trimester boost in sex drive? If so, enjoy!!

Posted by: Chaosgirl | May 18, 2010 at 03:55 PM

OMG! Congratulations!! Not the secret I was expecting (not that I had a clue what it could be) but such a fun one!

Posted by: Heather G | May 18, 2010 at 03:45 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! This is so exciting! Congratulations!

Posted by: whoorl | May 18, 2010 at 03:38 PM

Congratulations! That is awesome! Best wishes!

Posted by: abbeyviolet | May 18, 2010 at 03:35 PM

Congrats! Found out 2 weeks ago that I'm having a boy. I've heard they are easier. Hopefully it's true because my daughter (now 12) was/is a handfull.

Posted by: Heather | May 18, 2010 at 03:33 PM

Congrats!! Fabulous announcement - very creative!

Posted by: Missy | May 18, 2010 at 03:32 PM

So unbelievably happy for you! Bursting at the seams! Yay for you and your beautiful family!!! Next time you're in SJ/Philly I'll buy you a cheesesteak to celebrate - NO WHIZ!

Posted by: Beth from SJ | May 18, 2010 at 03:19 PM

AHHHHHHHHH!! (catching breath) AHHHHHHHHHHH! (catching breath) AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! SAWEEEEEETT!!!

When are you due? SO EXCITING!

Posted by: Karen Chatters | May 18, 2010 at 03:15 PM

Waaayyyy cool! Congrats.

Posted by: Kb33 | May 18, 2010 at 03:14 PM

Congrats Kristin! Awesome reveal...just, AWESOME!

Posted by: Procrastamom | May 18, 2010 at 03:13 PM

Congrats and here's to a happy horny 2nd trimester!

Posted by: elkie | May 18, 2010 at 03:09 PM

yeah babayyyyy!!!! congrats!

Posted by: momtrolfreak | May 18, 2010 at 03:05 PM

Wow! Congratulations.
(And so well put.)

Posted by: tara | May 18, 2010 at 03:03 PM

Further proof that you don't just talk the talk, you walk the walk. Sex columnist/vlogger/author-wise.

Congratulations!!!

Posted by: Marketing Mommy | May 18, 2010 at 03:00 PM

Fabulous! You look positively glowing. I hope you'll report back to us every step of the way ...

Posted by: Cynthia Dermody | May 18, 2010 at 03:00 PM

Four is my lucky number. I'm sure you did this just for me.

Posted by: Jenny, the bloggess | May 18, 2010 at 02:46 PM

The black baby-doll dress is extremely good camouflage. Now please let me buy you a protein and folic-acid filled meal.

Posted by: RookieMom Whitney | May 18, 2010 at 02:44 PM

WHAT?!?!? OMGoodness! Congrats Kristen!

Posted by: Fairly Odd Mother | May 18, 2010 at 02:42 PM

Congratulations!

Posted by: Rocat | May 18, 2010 at 02:42 PM

Congrats!

Posted by: Kayt | May 18, 2010 at 02:41 PM

WHAAAAAAT? Four! CONGRATULATIONS you brave and gorgeous creature, you.

Posted by: Miguelina | May 18, 2010 at 02:40 PM

Congrats!

Posted by: Neil | May 18, 2010 at 02:35 PM

Congratulations! How do you look so gorgeous and sexy you lucky girl!

Posted by: Diane | May 18, 2010 at 02:33 PM

Wow! Congrats! Exciting!

Posted by: Tracy | May 18, 2010 at 02:33 PM

Congratulations!

Posted by: Average Jane | May 18, 2010 at 02:31 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Four is actually pretty nice! And you look fabulous. I wish I looked that good NOT pregnant!

Posted by: emily | May 18, 2010 at 02:29 PM

AAAAACK! How exciting!!!!!

You're beautiful every day, all day, forever.

Posted by: Pioneer Woman | May 18, 2010 at 02:24 PM

You forgot the "hot shoes" arrow on photo 3.
Also, congratulations, lady.

Posted by: Gwen Bell | May 18, 2010 at 02:24 PM

WOW. Didn't see that one coming. CONGRATULATIONS!

Posted by: katie | motherbumper | May 18, 2010 at 02:23 PM

More babies??!! Dang! Hope everything goes smoothly, easily, and well for y'all.

Posted by: muskrat | May 18, 2010 at 02:20 PM

Wonderful news! Congratulations!

Posted by: Vixen (aka @ladybugsgrama) | May 18, 2010 at 02:18 PM

Congrats! Wow. So happy for you!

Posted by: Motherofbun | May 18, 2010 at 02:18 PM

and you look absolutely beautiful. :D

Posted by: Vivacious_G | May 18, 2010 at 02:17 PM

Congrats- you are positively glowin & definitely practice what you preach:)

Posted by: Melissa Chapman | May 18, 2010 at 02:17 PM

Congratulations! Wow, you hid that well!

Posted by: kimberly/tippytoes | May 18, 2010 at 02:17 PM

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

Posted by: maggie, dammit | May 18, 2010 at 02:16 PM

HOLY MACKEREL! Congratulations!!!!

Posted by: VHMPrincess | May 18, 2010 at 02:14 PM

I third Her Bad Mother! In fact, when I read this I said, "HOLY MOTHER OF... Fuck. Wow." We iz writahs. Wicked eloquent. Congrats!!!

Posted by: Vicky | May 18, 2010 at 02:14 PM

Holy oh -- HUH?! Honey, you conceal all of that better than any woman I've ever seen in a sexy dress and heels. Congratulations! Very exciting news.

Posted by: Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass) | May 18, 2010 at 02:12 PM

OMG!!! I was JUST thinking about you and baby #4!!! Congrats lady!!!

Posted by: VDog | May 18, 2010 at 02:12 PM

Congratulations!

Posted by: Angi33 | May 18, 2010 at 02:11 PM

I hear that sexual resolution stuff really works. Congratu-effing-lations!

[and ps people she still walked 1.5 miles over the Broadway hill like it was no big whoop, she is superwoman!]

Posted by: RookieMom Heather | May 18, 2010 at 02:10 PM

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