The Mominatrix Does Tampa & Washington DC. But not at the same time. Ahem.
I'll be hitting the road these next couple of weeks on my book tour (which, by the way, still sounds so ridiculous when I say that I'm doing a book tour), and I hope that if you happen to be near Tampa or Washington DC that you'll come out and say "hello."
Or smack my ass.
Details for Tampa:
Thursday, March 4, 6-9pm (My "segment" is at 6:30pm)
Hosted by Neiman Marcus, International Plaza
Admission is free, but by RSVP only, so be sure to email or call to reserve your slot. I'll be hanging out in the lingerie section, offering my picks for mom-friendly pieces (read: pieces that cover the lovely post partum crap that will not come off with exercise), as well as demonstrating a 5-minute make-up face. Or really, 4.28 minutes because who has 5 minutes these days? Books will be free with purchase, or feel free to bring your own (available at Amazon* or your local bookstore).
Also, Ben from Project Runway will be there, so if you're not so keen on seeing me, you can at least meet a real celebrity.
RSVP: rsvptampa@neimanmarcus.com or call 813-356-7412 (rumor has it that the email is not working, so please call, or email me if you're having trouble).
Details for Washington DC:
Sunday, March 14, 4-6pm
Hosted by Baby Brewing at Jordin's Paradise
Tickets are $5 - all ticket proceeds will be donated to support Haiti Relief. Please purchase your tickets in advance so we know how much wine and chocolate we need. And don't forget your t-shirt and shorts for the mini pole dancing class following the party. Oh yes. Oh yes indeedy. All, including dads, spouses, and partners, are welcome. I'll be selling and autographing books as well.
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I'll be there!
Posted by: Maria | March 01, 2010 at 07:34 PM
I'm proud of you and all you've accomplished and if I could be anywhere near any of those cities, I'd be there.
You're inspiring, lady.
Posted by: Kristin | March 01, 2010 at 05:31 PM
Good luck on the road. Is it a true road trip? Or are you flying from city to city (cutting corners)?
Posted by: ZFrancis | March 01, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Holy crap!!! You're coming to Tampa this week??? I'm so there. I'll be the one dragging the 3 y.o. boy that's fighting me because I won't take him to buy a toy (which I have promised if he behaves, and he won't, but I'll buy it anyway because I'm a loser). Cannot wait to get your book. So yeah, if you want to ignore the crazy looking chick with the screaming, long-haired but gorgeous little boy, I will totally understand....you're gonna be in Neiman's for God's sake.
Posted by: Tricia | February 28, 2010 at 09:38 PM
I would ask when you are coming to St. Louis so I can smack your ass, but no one really interesting ever comes to St. Louis if they can help it.
So just imagine me smacking your ass.
Posted by: jaelithe | February 28, 2010 at 08:56 PM
Come to San Antonio!!
Posted by: Emily | February 28, 2010 at 03:54 PM
Can't wait till you come to Philly! I'll be there!
Posted by: Amy Jo | February 28, 2010 at 02:20 PM