NaBloPoMo - January Sex Edition
This whole 31 days of sexy time is way less exhausting than blogging about it.
Also, being your own publicist for your book - not exactly the most glamorous job in the world. Especially for a sex book.
"Yes, I know it's racy. But moms like it. They reallllllly do!"
But I'm committed to whipping libidos back into shape, damnit. Oh, and don't forget asses. I'm happy to help trim your ass down this year too.
I'm like Mother freaking Theresa.
Or maybe Kathy Ireland. In 1989 though. At least give me that much.
Come visit me and the daily adventures of newly sexified moms everywhere. Or just be an old fuddy and wait until I muster the brain power back to share riveting stories of my husband's job displacement, American girl dolls, and a big bad Bachelor spoiler.
[He's gay, ladies. Move along].
I'm not Babble's 2nd most controversial mommy blogger for nothing, bitches.
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Posted by: Boston Mamas | January 07, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Random question, are you going to blogher this year?
Posted by: DeAnn G. | January 06, 2010 at 10:10 PM
good
Posted by: linxixi | January 06, 2010 at 09:03 PM
good good
Posted by: linxixi | January 06, 2010 at 09:00 PM
Sweet lord come and vamp up my libido. I need it!
Posted by: tuesday | January 06, 2010 at 04:47 PM
lol! Girl u da shit.
Posted by: Char | January 06, 2010 at 04:27 PM
Yeah my husband is all for me going to the Atlanta book signing for your book. He was like, I hope you read her site too! ;)
Posted by: Kelly | January 06, 2010 at 01:17 PM
Hmm.. never saw that coming from the Bachelor. I'll review your book if you want over at MPR.
Posted by: Vicky | January 06, 2010 at 07:18 AM
good good
Posted by: mfk jh | January 06, 2010 at 02:31 AM
Wow I thought I was the only one publicizing my own book. Good luck with yours I'll go check it out cos it sounds interesting.
Posted by: Myne Whitman | January 06, 2010 at 02:14 AM
When I told my husband I needed to go to the bookstore to take a picture of a book, he rolled his eyes. Then, I told him what book it was.
He was in the car before I could even get my coat on. ;)
Posted by: The Casual Perfectionist | January 05, 2010 at 09:02 PM
Wait a second...your husband is gay?
Posted by: Bill | January 05, 2010 at 05:42 PM