Tis the season to be jolly. Very very jolly.

My editor emailed to let me know that my book might actually be in my hands before Christmas. Which means that it might actually be in your hands (and the hands of all your friends and neighbors) before Christmas.

WOO!

So, if you're interested in getting a signed copy of "The Mominatrix's Guide to Sex," along with a Mominatrix t-shirt as a holiday gift for someone (or many someones), just send me an email to mominatrixbook[at]gmail[dot]com with your inscription, address, and tshirt size. I'll send you payment info and then will make sure you (or your recipient) gets the t-shirt and a cute Mominatrix card letting you (or them) know that someone thought enough to send them a sex book for Christmas (heh). I'll even toss in some condom lollipops.

And then when the books come in (which I hope will be before Christmas, but could be later), I'll send them a book with the inscription.

Cost: $35

In a similar vein, I've also got my annual Mominatrix Holiday Gift Guide, chock full of sexy gifts for moms and dads, whether you've got a clean freak, an accessories whore, or a Shredhead, all of which you can find at Eden Fantasys, a one-stop mom friendly shop (that's also sponsoring part of my book tour next year - sweet!).

Even if you don't want a glass dildo for Christmas, you should still go take a peek because in the least, you'll get a little chuckle.

And if you have questions about any of the goodies in my guide, then make sure to tune into my podcast later this morning (you did know I had a sex podcast, right?). We'll be talking with a sex toy expert (how does one get that job - that's what I want to know) from Eden Fantasys about what's new and hot for the holiday season. Come chat - it's fun. I promise. 10:30 EST

If you don't want to miss the show, subscribe to it via iTunes. It's free and fairly entertaining.

And if sex toys are not what you're asking Santa for this holiday season, you'll definitely find something on the Cool Mom Picks Holiday Gift Guide, which has over 100 amazingly cool items for everyone in your family. My hat's off to my brilliant partner Mom 101 for what I think is one freaking awesome guide.

Yes, I'm biased.

So go shop!

Comments

[Dana]

I pre-ordered via Amazon! Should have waited! You'll just have to come here and sign my copy. Ha ha. I'm kidding. I'm sure I'll see you some day and I'll bring my book with me. ;)

[Greg]

You really are doing the Lord's work. It just doesn't seem like the holiday gift shopping season until this annual work-up with the guide and all the links is posted.

[Lisa B]

Congratulations Kristen. Sounds like a book I want to read. Any idea how much it would be to ship to the UK (with a t-shirt).

Lisa B - long time lurker

[Mom101]

You're the Mominatrix and all you're going to take off for me is a hat?

[Melissa Beth]

Ordered one for me and one for a friend. Doesn't seem like the kinda book you want to borrow after someone else has enjoyed it. ahem.

[Kitty @ katscradle]

Congrats!

[Kate at And Then I Was a Mom]

Congratulations. Hope to be at the Boston signing date, once it's announced. I'll have my mom babysit and then completely lie about where I'm going. (Hey, she's my MOM, you know?)

[Jasmine]

hooray! and congrats!

[Carrie @ Who Knew?]

Congratulations on your book!

[Angella]

Excited for you, Kristen! I checked out the Cool Mom Picks guide yesterday and can testify to its awesomeness.

I'll have to click over to the Mominatrix guide now...

[Karen Chatters]

Congratulations Kristen!! That's awesome news. I can't wait to get my copy.