You want pockets? I'll give you pockets.

Comments

[Tracy]

I haven't smoked that in like...10 years.

That's one handy nighties you got :D

[Elisa]

That is so handy. No more "do you have a condom?", but rather "here you go, babe" ta-da!

[Zip n Tizzy]

Because a girl doesn't always want to carry a purse.

[Chronicles of Momnia]

seriously. i just snarfed. my entire drink. like up my nose.

[humpsNbump]

Pockets make SO much sense. How functional!

[Kerrie]

Pretty sure I've seen Mr. Paranormal spamming the Comments section for everyone.

As for the pockets...Meow!

[Kelly]

Oh...how I miss those Djarum's. To smoke a clove...

[Sugared Harpy]

So handy!

[missmismeliss]

Two words: sex-ay.

Okay, so that was a hyphenate, but still.

[Haley-O]

Oh, the things one can do with POCKETS. hawt!

[Bitchy Mom]

LOL I'm not sure what to think about the pockets... It's... different!

[Adventures In Babywearing]

Laughing... how is your blog paranormal?

Steph

[Carrie]

When I saw the third picture I was like "wait- what? why lollypops?!"

Yeah, it's been a while since i've seen a condom.

[Jason]

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[Vicky]

Umm...so if you aren't going to smoke those cloves *cough* I'll take them.

Pockets? Why on earth? Are you sure that isn't for the girls on the corner to keep their safety gear?

[psumommy]

Wait, are those pregnancy tests?

[prescott]

I like the opaque lining of the pockets, that was some thoughtful design. Because everyone knows when you're storing things in the pockets of your lingerie you want to be discreet.

[The Big Blue Frog]

Hrm....

I'm not sure I see the point. Are they lined with plastic. That fabric reminds me of the plastic-coated faux lace tablecloths my grandmother used to keep on her dining room table, or maybe a shower curtain.

[Amy H]

OMG! You look sooo skinny! Look at those tiny arms and your face is so thin.

You are a commercial for 30 day shred and running!

[Must Be Motherhood]

No, see, it's a compliment! Your husband thinks you're getting so slim in the hips you need pockets to pad the area. FTW!

[Camryn]

LOL! I love how they seem to be plastic-coated for easy wipe-up! XD

[J from Ireland]

Very funny. You look great. Fair play to ya woman!

[Tiffany]

Are they PLASTIC COATED pockets? That's intense.

[Stephanie]

LOVE IT! I think the pockets are cute...No more "I can't reach the lube!"

[Karen (Submommy)]

Here's the REAL reason for the pockets:

Gravity.

You pull your arm up a little and put it in your pocket, you look maybe a little skinnier. Might pull the boobs up a little. (Not that you need it, you Shredhead, you.)

And the condom carrier of course.

[kyslp]

A good place for cab fare and house keys in case you need to escape quickly?? You look great, BTW.

[Meredith]

HAHAHAHA Backpacking Dad!

Thank you Kristen for answering the question that has been burning in my mind all week. And you look awesome.

[Mark]

Wow a place to hold your extra batteries and your flashlight, what was he thinking?

Or in his case maybe the plastic gloves, the pledge wipes and a bottle of windex?

Are you sure that he didn't buy it for himself?

[Ruth]

Did it come with those goodies?? Or was that a bonus stop at CVS from him?? LOL

[Backpacking Dad]

Silly girl. Those pockets aren't for storing smokes and condoms. They're for your dignity.

[TheFeministBreeder]

A.) My husband would lose an eye if he brought home something like that (a gift clearly for him, not for me, because I'd never be caught dead it something lacy.)

B.) Like others said - storage for condoms/diaphragm/sponge(do they still make those?)/lubricant or maybe for your car keys/credit card, in case you want to go all 'Brooke Hogan' and wear it outside the house.

Other than that, you got me.

[julie]

Could've been worse - at least there's no Fleur-de-Lys design.

I stand by my earlier statement - an iPhone 3GS would have been much sexier.

[beth]

huh. weird. pockets. in case your nervous and wondering what to do with your hands? pockets are not very sexy, but clearly the person that made this was a practical individual. do some people have pocket fetishes? Just trying to understand why in the world there are pockets.
You look so good though btw!! I'm now doing the shred now mostly b/c you saw such good results, thanks for that. perhaps when I get in shape i'll buy myself some lingerie with pockets. take care!

[Adrienne]

The first thing I though was "God she looks great after three kids". The next thing I noticed were the beautiful pockets, convenient for storing dildos, condoms and other sex toy paraphernalia:) Jealous..I want pockets!

[Erica]

The cloves make me think of melted eyeliner, bad poetry, and The Cure - a long-ago world where angst and singledom were the norm and lingerie (with or without pockets) would've been a far-off dream.

[Boston Mamas]

Yeah DAWG! Snack pockets!

[Keyona]

The most awesomeness shit I've seen all week!

[Jessica]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[lee-ann]

that's funny, i like the pockets filled up with tiny little packages...handy, truly.

[Betty Crocker]

HANDY.

I'd totally go to bed with my OVEN MITTS in there.

lmfaaaaao.

[Amelia Sprout]

Well, huh. Maybe better for safe sex? Somewhere to store the condoms? That would be a good lesson for the younger generation.

[tracey]

pockets.... Yeah... What every nightie needs. Somewhere to stash my spare change and keys before we get it on. Niiiice...