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I think this might just be better than Wii Fit

Girl will have some rock hard thighs after a few of these "exercises." 

[The link is not suitable for work unless you want to shoot soda through your nose and onto your computer. Just ask her.]

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I wans laughed out of the room, but I do like wii and DSi.

Wow, women from the south are exactly what I thought they were like. Thanks for the confirmation.

Love this bit:


Watch carefully for tipping when executing the Pronger, and always position with back to bed or other support.


Oh, yes, by all means be careful!

(and sadly, I read all the way to the bottom)

Are you kidding? That's perfectly safe for work, provided you work for the right kind of business.

I should hope this thing comes with a "thick towel for her comfort" considering how often they strongly suggest you have one.

Why don't they just sew on some padding or something? I think I just designed their next generation.

The animations are the best. I think that animated girl has a future in vaudeville porn with those spinning tassels!

(Thanks for the laugh today!)

seriously, would any of you women actually use one of those?

Oh man that is very...interesting. Gave me a good laugh!
Love how it shows animations. LOL

My favorite part about this post is your in laws' comment he heeee. That snorted diet coke from my nose ::))

The Lammer cracked me up: "perfect for impromptu scenarios and risky situations." Right. Because if it's an impromptu scenario, you'll just pull this thing outta your purse adn go right at it! HAAAAA!

Oh, the throttle!

An orthopedic apparatus for sex - woot! What I find remarkable is that the grammar and spelling are perfect. Even mainstream sites can't seem to do that!

I know...I'm a geek *grin*

Maybe it's because I'm nursing, but I was with 'em...until the "milk run." Just...no.

Love it! I showed to my husband and he actually did research and found a similar model on adam and eve . com that comes with free shipping. Oh boy!

Finally, for those of us with poor balace!

love the warnings!

Opened while my kids were in the vicinity - had to shut computer right away. Went back to check it out, the adult trampoline board he he he

Hmmm . . . for some reason my work didn't block THAT link! The spinning tassels are a crackup.

I think I was in shock at first, then I snorted.

Great. Every time I tell hubs "I'm going out for a milk run" I'm going to think of this!

Is it wrong that it sort of turned me on? I mean the descriptions alone... who doesn't want their sex life to be more "nuanced"?. Yeah baby.

Oh, not lazy. Think of the multitasking genius -- bounce the baby, give a blow job.

Wait...

Totally agree with Keila. My kids would have it out as a mini trampoline for sure. Try coming home to that and explaining to the babysitter why they shouldn't be playing with it.

Is it just me, or is this a toy for the lazy ass men? It seems like most of these "uses" leave the men just lying on their backs and the women doing all the work.

At least it looks like a good triceps workout.

Hysterical.

You warned us about the soda.. Like a fool I didn't listen. Damn Dr. Pepper burns coming out of the nose!

Seriously. Love. the testimonials.

"It's fun for the young and very functional for the elderly."

It figures that my first-ever comment would be on this post.

Yeah, sorry.

They were all out of stock at Christmas time...

OMG i just about died!!!

Love that they included both the still picture with the arrow of your movement, AS WELL AS the video.
I can see why we'd need both!

Is it me, or are people getting lazy? I mean, can't one do most of these with a little practice and no apparatus?

Love the comment by Kella about Tea Time!!

Wow! Thanks for sharing.

OMG. being 9 months pregnant myself it reminds me more of something I would use as a birthing ball or something. Wow the things people come up with.
Now to go blog about it so my friends can see what I do while I'm working (luckily I work from home and I am on my personal computer not my work one!!)

I'm still cracking up at the Spin Doctor.

I just wish the shipping wasn't so high. Otherwise I'd get it in a heartbeat. Or giration. or nipple twirl.

Ok I clicked on buy it now cause I was curious as to how much it was, I swear, just curious($49.95 btw)and the order form cautioned: "Don't order L size chair if M size fit you!" jajaja LMAO, funniest thing I've seen in a while.

My favourite part is all the warnings. Hilarious!

oh dear. i just opened it with my dad standing behind the computer. he's a perv, so ya know, he was more intrigued than anything. but, still, ew. not a moment i wanted to share with my dad.

OMG that is too funny!

omg i so want one lol

OMG is all I have to say. I hope my husband doesn't check my internet history, because he might like the idea a little too much

The tassels?!? Totally cracking up.

that shit is funny! bouncing tits and all!

LOL.. I want one of those! That would definitely be a HAPPY Valentines day!

Yup, my work has that link blocked.

I think my workplace blocks everything you link to. Which is why I admire you so much.

I was good until the mirror and tassles. Then I lost it. Thanks for the soda warning.

he he he!!!

LOL - Maybe because I am 30 or maybe because I am pregnant but I just don't get it. I get why one might night it for like THE FLYING CARPET.. but like the pronger and the lamer..why? and to Masturbate? AND clearly you can't leave this device just laying around with kids in the house, unless you want your 3 year old to use it during Tea Time.

I love that it is considered a GREAT Valentine's Day Gift!

Doghouse...woot!

@Laura -- Yes, "Spin Doctor" is my favorite.

Hysterical - I was fine, managed to keep composure at work until the spinning tassles one!

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