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I wans laughed out of the room, but I do like wii and DSi.
Posted by: R4i gold | July 28, 2010 at 09:12 AM
Wow, women from the south are exactly what I thought they were like. Thanks for the confirmation.
Posted by: Susan | February 14, 2009 at 12:06 AM
Love this bit:
Watch carefully for tipping when executing the Pronger, and always position with back to bed or other support.
Oh, yes, by all means be careful!
(and sadly, I read all the way to the bottom)
Posted by: ben | February 03, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Are you kidding? That's perfectly safe for work, provided you work for the right kind of business.
I should hope this thing comes with a "thick towel for her comfort" considering how often they strongly suggest you have one.
Why don't they just sew on some padding or something? I think I just designed their next generation.
Posted by: LiteralDan | February 03, 2009 at 03:44 AM
The animations are the best. I think that animated girl has a future in vaudeville porn with those spinning tassels!
(Thanks for the laugh today!)
Posted by: Christina | February 02, 2009 at 12:05 AM
seriously, would any of you women actually use one of those?
Posted by: brad | February 01, 2009 at 09:36 PM
Oh man that is very...interesting. Gave me a good laugh!
Love how it shows animations. LOL
Posted by: Sarah | February 01, 2009 at 05:29 PM
My favorite part about this post is your in laws' comment he heeee. That snorted diet coke from my nose ::))
Posted by: Zeynep | February 01, 2009 at 05:29 PM
The Lammer cracked me up: "perfect for impromptu scenarios and risky situations." Right. Because if it's an impromptu scenario, you'll just pull this thing outta your purse adn go right at it! HAAAAA!
Posted by: Jen L. | February 01, 2009 at 04:14 PM
Oh, the throttle!
Posted by: amanda | February 01, 2009 at 12:06 PM
An orthopedic apparatus for sex - woot! What I find remarkable is that the grammar and spelling are perfect. Even mainstream sites can't seem to do that!
I know...I'm a geek *grin*
Posted by: Jennifer | February 01, 2009 at 09:07 AM
Maybe it's because I'm nursing, but I was with 'em...until the "milk run." Just...no.
Posted by: Baby in Broad | January 31, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Love it! I showed to my husband and he actually did research and found a similar model on adam and eve . com that comes with free shipping. Oh boy!
Posted by: Sarah | January 31, 2009 at 11:59 AM
Finally, for those of us with poor balace!
Posted by: wookie | January 31, 2009 at 11:19 AM
love the warnings!
Posted by: bridge | January 31, 2009 at 12:03 AM
Opened while my kids were in the vicinity - had to shut computer right away. Went back to check it out, the adult trampoline board he he he
Posted by: anita ovolina | January 30, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Hmmm . . . for some reason my work didn't block THAT link! The spinning tassels are a crackup.
Posted by: Elaine at Lipstickdaily | January 30, 2009 at 05:57 PM
I think I was in shock at first, then I snorted.
Posted by: Heather | January 30, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Great. Every time I tell hubs "I'm going out for a milk run" I'm going to think of this!
Posted by: Christy | January 30, 2009 at 05:41 PM
Is it wrong that it sort of turned me on? I mean the descriptions alone... who doesn't want their sex life to be more "nuanced"?. Yeah baby.
Posted by: TB | January 30, 2009 at 04:00 PM
Oh, not lazy. Think of the multitasking genius -- bounce the baby, give a blow job.
Wait...
Posted by: Motherhood Uncensored | January 30, 2009 at 02:25 PM
Totally agree with Keila. My kids would have it out as a mini trampoline for sure. Try coming home to that and explaining to the babysitter why they shouldn't be playing with it.
Posted by: Mom O 4 | January 30, 2009 at 02:06 PM
Is it just me, or is this a toy for the lazy ass men? It seems like most of these "uses" leave the men just lying on their backs and the women doing all the work.
At least it looks like a good triceps workout.
Hysterical.
Posted by: The Mother | January 30, 2009 at 01:49 PM
You warned us about the soda.. Like a fool I didn't listen. Damn Dr. Pepper burns coming out of the nose!
Posted by: Shari | January 30, 2009 at 01:00 PM
Seriously. Love. the testimonials.
"It's fun for the young and very functional for the elderly."
It figures that my first-ever comment would be on this post.
Posted by: missmismelissa | January 30, 2009 at 12:54 PM
Yeah, sorry.
They were all out of stock at Christmas time...
Posted by: Your In-Laws | January 30, 2009 at 12:13 PM
OMG i just about died!!!
Posted by: Courtney | January 30, 2009 at 12:12 PM
Love that they included both the still picture with the arrow of your movement, AS WELL AS the video.
I can see why we'd need both!
Is it me, or are people getting lazy? I mean, can't one do most of these with a little practice and no apparatus?
Love the comment by Kella about Tea Time!!
Posted by: Kate | January 30, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Wow! Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Vicky @ Secret Mom Thoughts | January 30, 2009 at 11:22 AM
OMG. being 9 months pregnant myself it reminds me more of something I would use as a birthing ball or something. Wow the things people come up with.
Now to go blog about it so my friends can see what I do while I'm working (luckily I work from home and I am on my personal computer not my work one!!)
Posted by: Catherine | January 30, 2009 at 11:21 AM
I'm still cracking up at the Spin Doctor.
Posted by: Jenn | January 30, 2009 at 11:16 AM
I just wish the shipping wasn't so high. Otherwise I'd get it in a heartbeat. Or giration. or nipple twirl.
Posted by: Motherhood Uncensored | January 30, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Ok I clicked on buy it now cause I was curious as to how much it was, I swear, just curious($49.95 btw)and the order form cautioned: "Don't order L size chair if M size fit you!" jajaja LMAO, funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Posted by: Jo | January 30, 2009 at 10:45 AM
My favourite part is all the warnings. Hilarious!
Posted by: Emily | January 30, 2009 at 10:24 AM
oh dear. i just opened it with my dad standing behind the computer. he's a perv, so ya know, he was more intrigued than anything. but, still, ew. not a moment i wanted to share with my dad.
Posted by: MommyNamedApril | January 30, 2009 at 10:11 AM
OMG that is too funny!
Posted by: Haley-O | January 30, 2009 at 10:04 AM
omg i so want one lol
Posted by: Anne | January 30, 2009 at 10:03 AM
OMG is all I have to say. I hope my husband doesn't check my internet history, because he might like the idea a little too much
Posted by: Keeling | January 30, 2009 at 09:42 AM
The tassels?!? Totally cracking up.
Posted by: Angela | January 30, 2009 at 09:32 AM
that shit is funny! bouncing tits and all!
Posted by: becky | January 30, 2009 at 09:16 AM
LOL.. I want one of those! That would definitely be a HAPPY Valentines day!
Posted by: S | January 30, 2009 at 09:13 AM
Yup, my work has that link blocked.
Posted by: Jennifer Suarez | January 30, 2009 at 09:02 AM
I think my workplace blocks everything you link to. Which is why I admire you so much.
Posted by: LOD | January 30, 2009 at 08:54 AM
I was good until the mirror and tassles. Then I lost it. Thanks for the soda warning.
Posted by: Amanda | January 30, 2009 at 08:20 AM
he he he!!!
Posted by: Lee-Ann | January 30, 2009 at 08:12 AM
LOL - Maybe because I am 30 or maybe because I am pregnant but I just don't get it. I get why one might night it for like THE FLYING CARPET.. but like the pronger and the lamer..why? and to Masturbate? AND clearly you can't leave this device just laying around with kids in the house, unless you want your 3 year old to use it during Tea Time.
Posted by: Keila | January 30, 2009 at 08:11 AM
I love that it is considered a GREAT Valentine's Day Gift!
Doghouse...woot!
Posted by: Krisha | January 30, 2009 at 07:44 AM
@Laura -- Yes, "Spin Doctor" is my favorite.
Posted by: Motherhood Uncensored | January 30, 2009 at 07:15 AM
Hysterical - I was fine, managed to keep composure at work until the spinning tassles one!
Posted by: Laura | January 30, 2009 at 06:54 AM