It's the patron saint of crazy post partum mother's birthday!
Okay, no, that's not really what it means. It means that it's time for the annual Mominatrix Holiday Gift Guide, chock full of ridiculously expensive and fairly reasonable dildos, vibrators, and stuff that might make your run for your rosary that are sure to make perfect gifts for those crazy sex fiends in your family.
What's better than the gift of an orgasm this holiday season? That's one way to beat the recession.
And if you stick the fancy button up on your blog and send an email to email@example.com with your url, you'll be entered to win one of two gift packs courtesy of Babeland.
For a slightly more kosher holiday guide, you should peruse the Cool Mom Picks Holiday Gift Guide. We can't guarantee orgasms, but there's a ring in there that I'm pretty sure would get me damn close.
Now back to wiping THREE (count 'em people THREE) NOSES.