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I almost considered doing this myself (Project Get Baby Out, and all), but alas, I'm a good 25lbs above the max weight limit. Our favorite dress from Courtney Courtney, btw.
Thanks to the wig (Hoorary Party City), and the "jumpy fing" (see above), I was mom of the year for all of 25 minutes yesterday. Amazing costume from Mahar Dry Goods.
And to add insult to injury, some fucking mosquito bit me 10 times on the same gigantic preggo thigh.
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Posted by: Puma Footwear | October 21, 2010 at 06:29 AM
I kind of want to kick your ass for thinking your thigh is big there, because I thought that was YOUR ARM. That is my frame of reference.
(And OH MY GOSH your baby is cute and I love her name! Congratulations!)
Posted by: Fern | October 13, 2008 at 08:51 PM
Yahoo! That dress is daredevil approved!
Posted by: Courtney / courtneycourtney | October 10, 2008 at 09:06 PM
Your thigh is skinny. If you weren't pregnant, I'd be such a bitch to you right now.
Posted by: Jamie E | October 09, 2008 at 01:14 AM
OK, how brave are you to put your pregnant thigh in pictures?! On the internet?!(It is NOT huge, trust me.) Just so you know - mine were bigger. And yeeouch on the bites.
Posted by: Jane | October 07, 2008 at 10:45 PM
If I'd had those bugs on my legs during my pregnancy I would've been declared insane because I couldn't REACH my thighs around my ginormous belly.
I'm sending water breaking vibes to ya!
Posted by: Anissa@Hope4Peyton | October 07, 2008 at 09:48 PM
Its time for you to break out the massage oils and get kinky...with your feet. Get him to rub the no-no spots so you can get that baby evicted. And maybe even a few of the other oh-no spots while you're at it...hehe.
Posted by: Vicki | October 07, 2008 at 04:12 PM
aw her mermaid outfit is so cute!
Posted by: katelin | October 07, 2008 at 04:02 PM
I've never seen 'Operation: sling infant through the roof' before. I'd like to give it a whirl (me, not my infant...well maybe sometimes my infant). By the by, haven't you tried the old 'induce me doc, the baby is too big ' trick yet?
Posted by: Cameron | October 07, 2008 at 02:43 PM
With our last baby one thing we tried with frightening success was using a breast pump. Stinking misquetos, but thanks for the thigh shot.
Posted by: Claudious | October 07, 2008 at 02:08 PM
Yeah, my totally NON-preggo thigh looks way bigger than that.
Good luck with the baby get out, mine were on time or early and those late days were still rough! You are doing the trifecta, yes? (Walking, foot massage, sex?)
Posted by: Heidi | October 07, 2008 at 01:33 PM
that is your thigh? totally thought it was your arm...
Posted by: bekah | October 07, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Those bug bites were on your thigh? OMG- my barely preggo thigh is twice that size, at least! Boy, do I have some work to do after baby #2 is here... Good luck with Project Get This Baby Out. That's a hard project...
Posted by: Mandi | October 07, 2008 at 12:25 PM
I feel your pain--I was 2 weeks late with each of my kids. It sucked ASS! I'm thinking the bungee thing might just have worked...
Posted by: Christy | October 07, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Well at least you got to be the "cool" mom one last time before the new baby arrives.
Posted by: Amy | October 07, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Oh, man...as one who went 18 days over with each of my kids, I have complete empathy with you. And what's with the bitey insects? I'm being devoured by some unseen bitey things, too!
Posted by: Lynna | October 07, 2008 at 10:25 AM
I hope the baby comes soon... the waiting game sucks.
Posted by: mandy | October 07, 2008 at 10:13 AM
sorry about the bugs!!! but she does look adorable!
Posted by: Krystal | October 07, 2008 at 10:09 AM
I can't imagine that NOT putting you into labor.
Posted by: Manic Mommy | October 07, 2008 at 09:41 AM
what mall was that? I have not explored all the cool malls out here yet...
Posted by: Shannon | October 07, 2008 at 09:38 AM
You ARE the coolest Mom!
Posted by: Amanda | October 07, 2008 at 09:18 AM
Hey, where are all the SPECTATORS??
That kid is amazing.
Plus, 'ilikeherbangs.'
Posted by: The New Girl | October 07, 2008 at 08:27 AM