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"Mommy, maybe this will be the baby who doesn't bite."
Posted at 07:51 AM in Quinlan-isms | Permalink
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Speaking of nipples. I realize this joke has worn thin. But when I posted this ring I had to send you the link. It may be the nippliest subconcious creation yet.
May 25, 2008 at 02:07 AM
For the longest time after #3 came along, he would cry and my oldest would say, "I told you we shoulda got a cat."
Undomestic Diva |
May 25, 2008 at 01:59 AM
I am expecting my first, and you've just educated me. Now cringing in pain, and lecturing my unborn daughter about biting mommy.
While my parnter is the background, shouting, "so they bite, big deal that's what they do." I am thinking of biting him.
May 24, 2008 at 06:39 PM
Ouch! I remember those days...
May 24, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Aww, dude. Look at your little optimist!
the new girl |
May 24, 2008 at 12:57 PM
good luck q.
May 24, 2008 at 10:58 AM
I weaned my second earlier then I planned because he was a biter.
Janine at christianparenting.today.com |
May 24, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Until then, that's what callouses are for. Eh?
When I was pregnant with #1 and reading everything in sight I remember reading about "conditioning" your nipple for breastfeeding. I'm on my third baby now and fail to see what that could possibly accomplish other than getting my husband all excited.
Memarie Lane |
May 24, 2008 at 10:25 AM
May you be that lucky.
Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah |
May 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM
awww poor Q. Here's hoping this one isn't a biter.
Heather Durdil |
May 24, 2008 at 09:37 AM
We've got just the opposite, FOM-- our son has never been a biter, but now his little sister likes to keep us on our toes by trying out those front teeth on any body part she can get ahold of.
May 24, 2008 at 09:36 AM
She can dream, can't she? What is it with boys and biting? My girls---not a nibble. The boy? A few good chomps so far.
Fairly Odd Mother |
May 24, 2008 at 08:34 AM
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