I've been trying to convince my husband to switch to tighty whities. Not a permanent switch, mind you, but in sort of a "hey, I'm happy to wear some uncomfortable thong for three-minutes before you pull it off with your teeth [I wish] so oblige my request for a little underwear switcheroo" way.
The huz happens to have a tight stomach and a round little white ass.
Ah the benefits of not being the childbearing adult in the household.
And for some reason, I have this idea in my head that the underpants, when coupled with a few smooth moves, might be kind of hot. The only problem is that he thinks I'm nuts.
Which I kind of giggle at, but then kind of offends me, considering all the lacy bullshit we women endure. I know, I know, it's just as much for us too.
So, any suggestions? Am I just plain nuts?
And who's up for "Rock of Love" finale live thread tomorrow?