Tighty Whities

I've been trying to convince my husband to switch to tighty whities. Not a permanent switch, mind you, but in sort of a "hey, I'm happy to wear some uncomfortable thong for three-minutes before you pull it off with your teeth [I wish] so oblige my request for a little underwear switcheroo" way.

The huz happens to have a tight stomach and a round little white ass.

Ah the benefits of not being the childbearing adult in the household.

And for some reason, I have this idea in my head that the underpants, when coupled with a few smooth moves, might be kind of hot. The only problem is that he thinks I'm nuts.

Which I kind of giggle at, but then kind of offends me, considering all the lacy bullshit we women endure. I know, I know, it's just as much for us too.

Blah. Whatever.

So, any suggestions? Am I just plain nuts?

And who's up for "Rock of Love" finale live thread tomorrow?

Comments

[Noclothes]

If nI could go through every day only wearing my FTL briefs I would be way more pleasant to be around. Basic white briefs are the best thing ever invented for the mans body. Comfortable, sexy, and when worn correctly on the right guy they are HOT.

[Dennis]

I wear Jockey "life" brand bikini briefs. They fit like you have nothing under after a couple of wearings, they fit right to you. They look great and feel like girls panties. Have him try them.

[lance,]

are you all crazy? - it has to be the tighty whities evry time. it has nothing to do with boys - its all about men and great looking guys look terific in MENs underwear - period. Full cut, - the fuller the better. Love em.

[Jenn]

I agree, tightie whities can look hot!

[Lisa]

just tell him that if he wants it he better gear up and fuck really hard into my tiny poon

[Eric]

M8 I IZ WEARING BOXERS LADS COZ DEY ARE COMFY ND SHITZ TW'S MAKE U FEEL LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING BOY! WAYYYYYYYYYY! ERIC XXX

[Tracy]

I LOVE boxer briefs. Snug in the right places but not like my dads undies! I love the ones with stripes, they make hubbys buns look extra hot.

[muse]

like it, just posted it to Gutwomen.com/ hope you get more traiffc.

[Xbox4NappyRash]

Ladies, & Gents, I must interject, the one and only solution for this entire predicament are 'Hipsters'

The Hipster trunk is snug around the waist and buttock area for the ladies viewing pleasure, yet loose enough on the thigh and in the all important package area, so as not to make us gentlemen feel like mere slabs of meat, the freedom is also important for the TTC-ers among us, such as yours truly.

I've no idea why I decide you all needed my opinion there, but run with it, you got it.

;0)

[Olivia]

Just a couple nights ago I was telling my husband how ugly I think tighty-whiteys are. They remind me of prepubenscent boys. My husband has an awesome ass, and to get my motor running he just needs to get naked.

[dana]

I can't get my husband to wear boxers. He is a tighty-whitey kind of guy. I figured the boxers would help by not restricting the sperm so that I could actually conceive baby number two already. ;)

[Fairly Odd Mother]

Submommy, I'm with you. Tighty whities were my dad's domain. I'll take boxer/briefs any day. A little bit of cloth on the upper thigh gets my motor going!

[Linda]

boxer briefs all the way

[mothergoosemouse]

A gay friend of ours once characterized Kyle's posterior as "an all-night ass". I don't know about that, but it looks damn good in a fresh pair of tighty whities.

[submommy]

Plain white like that makes me think of my Dad. That's not what I want to be thinking about when I look at my husband's ass.

J. wears the boxer briefs in various colors. I like them.

And then I know it's time to do laundry when he breaks out the "Morning Wood" boxers. (Yep. Morning Wood boxers.)

[Cindi]

GAH- Gigi! LMAO See, those do nothing for me.

I'm with a few of the others- I just don't dig the plain, white butt-huggers...LOL They remind me too much of Speedos. ICK!

For me, boxer shorts are totally hot. I like that they leave something to the imagination even tho I already know what my hubby has inside ;)

[Kate]

I may be in the minority here, but....you are nuts! I shudder at the thought of those things, no matter how tight the ass or abs in question. How about a boxer/ brief compromise?

[Miss Britt]

Um, no. Fair is fair.

[Veronica]

Am I the only one worried about that dimple thing in the bum of the guy Gigi linked to?

[the new girl]

OMG.
Male Power.

ACTIVATE!

[Jennifer H]

Boxer briefs or boxers are my favorites. I only wish my husband would stop wearing tighty-whities!

You should get a couple of magazines with the David Beckham ads and leave them lying around the house, open to that page.

Good luck. ;-)

[jdg]

teh gays love 'em.

[Motherhood Uncensored]

@Gigi - Thank you for THAT laugh.

Still going.

Yep. Still going.

[Christina]

See, I can't convince my husband to try boxers. Guys do look good in tighty whities, but you can't exactly get creative with the tight underwear. You won't see any fancy designs, satin fabric, or cute prints. They get boring after awhile.

Boxers, though, come in all sorts of colors, patterns, fabrics, etc. I have a wide variety of underwear - why can't he wear plaid or satin instead of white cotton every now and then?

[Angie in Texas]

i just clicked on gigi's link . . . OMG! MY EYES! MY EYES!

[Manic Mommy]

WitchyPoo is so right. But offer to reciprocate, he'll come around.

And go with Calvin Klein tighty-whiteys, the low-rise briefs, NOT bikini (ugh).

[Mom101]

Mine has a round little stomach. Ixnay on the ighty-tay ighty-ways.

[Sarah-Jean]

"Who does the shopping? Who does the laundry? That person controls the underwear."

OH YAH!

That's my philosophy too. I decide what I think will look sexy on my hubby's tight little behind and that's what I buy for him! Whatever undies I don't like go in the back of the drawer.

Just buy him a sexy pair of undies and leave them on the top of his undie pile or whatever. He'll get the hint.

And if he wants sex, he'll put them on.

[Bill]

"Am I just plain nuts?"

Tightie whities - "plain nuts" - too...many...jokes...head...hurts...must...rest...

[Lisa]

You are not nuts! I've been trying for years to talk my hubby into a little tighty whitey action, too. The man just won't oblige. It's sooo not fair! Maybe I should try the suggestion b left for ya...ha! ;)

[Amanda]

I have to agree with the she who does the laundry and shopping controls the wardrobe comment. Although I have read your Dh is in the Army. You can do what I do and wait until he goes TDY and "spring clean." After I got rid of all the old, ratty, and nonfitting clothes, I had to go buy DH a new wardrobe of civilians before he got home.

[Gigi]

If all else fails try silky boxers. Those are nice too. Or buy him this
http://www.topdrawers.com/underwear/malepower/male-power-sheer-bikini-brief.html and make him choose between them and the tighty whities.

I think I have to go do some shopping now.

[akinoluna]

Nah, HE is nuts!

[Kelly]

Not nuts at all. Hubby has a *great* ass (partly why I married him) and he's always worn tighty-whities (bless him!). SO worth it!

[Irish Mom]

Get some granny panties and tell him you'll wear what he likes when he wears what YOU like.....

[witchypoo]

Who does the shopping? Who does the laundry? That person controls the underwear.

[Christy]

Hide all of the other undies and only leave him the skimpy ones you like! ;)

I'm in for RoL. If he picks Daisy, I'm gonna scream!

[Angie in Texas]

what constitutes "filthy" sarah? =P

i wish i could get HSBF in boxers or TW . . . he wears those "boxer brief" hybrid thingies . . .(hybrid is good for cars, not for undies.)

[Shannon]

Perhaps showing him some terribly hot ads of very hot men in TW's and tell him he would look just as yummy, (perhaps have this conversation while you enjoy a Popsicle, unless that makes you gag in your current condition) or perhaps you should wear the TW's (think Sara Jessica Parker in Sex and the City....) Keep us posted.

[b]

call out david beckham's name during serious hot sex. Then tell him it's because of the brief's ad.

[RubiaLala]

Sarah is right. And so are you. The tushie looks really great in tighty whities. Good luck! ;)

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

Offer to do something particularly filthy for him if he does it. He'll come around.