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That hella stinky, overgrown, baby-snapping, hog-breathed, poop wiffin', wanger licking, ball sniffing dog.
Eh. Mom. Dog. I can see how he got confused.
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LOL. That's too funny. My son's first word was Yuck! So I guess it could be worse. At least the first word wasn't of the 4-letter nature! I'm sure Mama will come soon for him! =D
Erin Brown |
January 20, 2008 at 12:18 PM
What is it with dogs? We have cats, but Fly won't say "cat." If we go for a walk and see a dog, he'll point and say "dog." And bark.
January 18, 2008 at 03:53 PM
Dawson's first word was "moon". And I remember my husband trying to get him to say "full" before it.
January 17, 2008 at 10:15 PM
Boog says several words now but mom or any variation of that is certainly not one of them. Ingrate!
January 17, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Most of them say dad first, so it's kinda neat that it's dog. Sorry it's not mama. Maybe the second word?
My brother's first word was cookie. As in Cookie Monster. My mom still talks about it.
January 16, 2008 at 12:31 PM
My daughter said "Ah-da!" (all done) and my son said "Shit!".
I wear my momma-badge with HONOUR, peeps... with honour.
January 16, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Dog was near the top of both my kids' lists of early words (and before Mama, I might add), and we don't even have a dog.
January 16, 2008 at 11:32 AM
My mother not so politely informed me that my first word was bullshit. No babbling or babytalk. Just profanity.
And it's been one hell of a fucking ride ever since.
January 15, 2008 at 11:45 PM
My daughter's first word was doggie, we don't have one.
My son's first word was Hi.
January 15, 2008 at 09:35 PM
So typical. And so unfair, no?
January 15, 2008 at 07:03 PM
Cordy's first word was "kitty". Mama didn't come along until after 18 months and roughly 30 other words.
January 15, 2008 at 06:12 PM
Yeah, Boy-Boy is very good at "cat." And I'm all kinds of pissed off that "Mama" hasn't been his first and only word.
January 15, 2008 at 05:34 PM
My daughter picked up two first words at about the same time: "Uh-oh" and "Duck," (which was pronounced just "uck").
People thought we must throw things a lot at our house.
January 15, 2008 at 04:38 PM
My baby's first word was cat ("cah"). Because the most aloof, disinterested, and skittish thing in the house is of course the most interesting.
Next word was dog ("og"). Screw mama and dada, the animals are way more important. Sigh...
January 15, 2008 at 04:04 PM
Ellie's first was "shoe." Go figure.
Matthew's was kind of "that" (dat) as he pointed at everything. But his first REAL word was "ball." Too bad he left the "s" off the end of it. :)
January 15, 2008 at 03:59 PM
Dog is a great first word. It sure beats "f-ck".
Interestingly enough...mine was "McDonalds". And it was there where my road to being a fat-a$$ started.
January 15, 2008 at 01:17 PM
My daughter's first words were
"Apple" and "Puppy".
Hubs was always on his Mac and I was always hollerin' at the dogs. Go figure.
January 15, 2008 at 12:19 PM
My daughter was saying Dada forever before she finally started saying Mama. The D sound is just easier to say, I guess. Although it's so unfair.
January 15, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Well, my 14 mo old so far has said "AAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" at the top of his lungs.
Oh - and he signs 'milk' for everything. It's the universal sign for "hand it over."
January 15, 2008 at 10:48 AM
That will most likely be Bird's first word too. There are just too many dogs in this damn house for it not to be.
January 15, 2008 at 10:42 AM
My son said cat, but he said it with such a delightfully evil tone that I was charmed. The cat? Not so much.
January 15, 2008 at 08:30 AM
younger child: "ball"
older child: "this" WTF? What child uses the word "this" as their first word?
I agree. "Mama" should be the universal First Word of All Children. Let's vote.
January 15, 2008 at 08:26 AM
Well that's better than my baby's first word.
My mother taught her to say "Ugly".
January 14, 2008 at 11:42 PM
Aw, come on. You don't sniff your OWN balls. That's a significant distinction.
January 14, 2008 at 11:42 PM
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