Because Sex Toys Always Make Great Holiday Gifts

I mean, honestly. Do you really need another sweater? Yeah. I didn't think so. Check out the Mominatrix's fantastic Holiday Gift Guide (you know, with gifts that keep on giving and giving and giving).

Feeling generous? Post a button code!

(You can find the code on the bottom right of the guide)

And in case you're wondering about the Mominatrix shirts, I was wearing one at Whole Foods the other day and someone googled me, found the site, and ordered. She mentioned how she saw it on some girl at Whole Foods that afternoon (some girl just so happened to be me!!).

So, that's just how cute they are, people. Plus you get free condoms too!

If you're looking for presents that don't vibrate or give you orgasms (although I will say this bag ALMOST made me), then of course, check out this guide.

More gift guides (that will keep you crazy shoppers out of the stores today!):

• Parent Bloggers Holiday Must-Haves (blogger-approved, of course)
• Chris's Handy Holiday Guide
• Eco Child's Play
• The Rookie Moms
• The Cool Mom Picks Safer Toy Guide
• And don't miss my favorite jewelry shop's huge sale today! Plus, you get an extra 15% off with a code you can find at Cool Mom Picks. Check under "Here's Something Cool.

Comments

[Vibrator]

Yes they do! And they also make great wedding presents. Naughty and nice!

[Sex Toys]

I like the concept....

[Monica]

I already have a wish list!!! Woo Hoo!!!!

[mom101]

Love the mominatrix guide! Although man, that's really hard to type after a glass of wine. It was coming out like monistat.

[melissa]

Great lists. I even found some wood toys I can afford. The grandparents just gave us a bunch of plastic stuff for my baby's birthday, and no matter what I say they won't stop. I sent them some of the wood toy sites maybe that will help. I enjoyed your radio show on in-laws also.

[the new girl]

very cute button, that.

Very festive holiday spirit.

[margalit]

I put up the button today. Love the offerings on your gift guide. There's something for everyone!

[motherbumper]

You are making my Buy Nothing Day very difficult ;)

Despite the temptation, I will be posting the button (and putting a T on my Wish List).