And so, it is time for me to bid farewell to you. I'm not sure what to say. We've had our good times, and we've had our really bad times. But through it all, you've stuck with me, and given me something to smile about. And I'm not just talking about all the gawker traffic.
It's time for us to part ways, Mr. Duck. Thanks for falling into my stroller. But I think we need to move on.
So congrats to Katie, the new owner of Danny "Stolen" Duck, some condoms, a Nexus Range, chocolate lotion and body oil, a new masthead, and two Starbucks gift cards.
We know you will give him a good home. At least you better, damnit.
And thanks to everyone who participated. We raised $197 for Catherine which allowed her to exceed her goal. (Hopefully they'll provide the puke sacks for free, my friend). You can visit her donor site (look for motherhood uncensored) to confirm that the monies did indeed make it into her donor account.
Thanks to our vibrator duck covetors:
Kris
And for more exciting news, did you see my Cool Mom Picks co-founder and daughter-101 in the New York Times yesterday? Hot dog!
More developments happening every day over at LMJ. Keep in mind, it's not just about boobs over there. We've got a bunch of new missions coming shortly, most of which were emailed in by concerned moms who needed some help.
And if you happen to pop over later today or tomorrow, you might just see some actual pictures of our alteregos. Well worth it.
You raised $197?. Now that's something to be excited about!
But I'm excited about the, ahem, duck, too, of course. Woo-hoo!
Posted by: ktjrdn | October 01, 2007 at 10:54 AM
That was a disturbing beginning to pop up in the blog reader!
Posted by: canape | September 30, 2007 at 06:27 PM
You scared me for a minute. I'm glad it's just the duck flying to his (her?) new home.
Posted by: Phoenix | September 30, 2007 at 01:22 PM
Wait.. what? Did I miss something? You're not leaving us all alone over here at Motherhood Uncensored, are you?! ARE YOU?!
Posted by: Violet | September 30, 2007 at 12:52 PM
I'm renaming you queen of all online media. Just so you know.
Posted by: Mom101 | September 30, 2007 at 12:25 PM
Uh? I only just found you!
Posted by: Guilty Secret | September 30, 2007 at 12:12 PM
WTF????
Posted by: Suebob | September 30, 2007 at 11:47 AM
Congratulations on helping Catherine's cause!
Posted by: Much More Than A Mom | September 30, 2007 at 10:26 AM