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After screaming and crying for the entire bath, my son found his penis for the first time.
And all was well with the world.
Posted at 08:00 AM in Baby Chalk | Permalink
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November 15, 2013 at 02:06 PM
My son was finding his penis every night with expert strokage skills.. WTF.. Is this when it all starts? 6?
September 06, 2007 at 09:59 PM
Oh man, that's the only bath toy my son needs these days. It's sort of funny and the husband and I often go "wow, really? that sooo looks like it would hurt"
My mother was giving Booger his baths this weekend and she noticed what he was doing and thought it was funny that I said, don't make him feel bad, it's not dirty.
September 04, 2007 at 09:56 AM
I remember the boys being very young and stretching their foreskin to it's limit (*ouch*) but never cared. Now my younger boy Jon is 2 and a half and in "Jacques-speak" says "Mine-Neenus, mommy" or while potty training now if he can't go it's "Mommy, my neenus no working, it bowkin" ahhh but you never forget the first time.
September 04, 2007 at 12:59 AM
Hubbers didn't seem to think it was as funny as I did - that's a man for ya...
The Estrogen Files |
September 03, 2007 at 11:34 PM
HAhahahaha. Little Man just found his this weekend, too.
Sorry I haven't responded to your comment -- I haven't figured out how exactly to do that yet! Newbie, heh. This week I added nuts back to the diet, oh yeah.
Hope you are settling in well. :)
September 03, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Just when you really wish your MIL were around to make a comment, too.
September 03, 2007 at 09:44 PM
So many penis stories with two little boys.
My favorite is probably that RC was holding his *in the ultrasound picture*.
How proud was the huz when you told him?
Manic Mommy |
September 03, 2007 at 09:17 PM
When I told my husband that our son found his penis be just smiled really big and told me how proud he was that he finally discovered his lifelong best friend.
September 03, 2007 at 07:50 PM
Did the sky open up, a bunch of angels with trumpets emerge on clouds singing "hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah"? Because I'm pretty sure that is what happened when my nephew found his handle.
September 03, 2007 at 07:42 PM
Yup. Reason number 491 why I'm glad I have a girl.
Bitchy Mom |
September 03, 2007 at 07:37 PM
Wait until he proudly tells you what he named it!
September 03, 2007 at 06:02 PM
My youngest (two next week) proudly stands on the changing table, firmly takes hold, looks earnestly at me... "MY PENIS, MINE, MY PEEE-NIS"
We are so proud.
September 03, 2007 at 05:19 PM
heheh ... oh, there are days I'm glad to have a girl!
September 03, 2007 at 04:21 PM
Heh. Melissa -- actually, it was kind of cute.
Give him a few years and I imagine I'll be running away.
HFMT -- LMAO.
September 03, 2007 at 02:34 PM
He'll know where it is at ALL times now, even if he can't find his shoes, his homework, etc.
Anne Glamore |
September 03, 2007 at 01:55 PM
It's funny how it works that way. :)
Mommy Babble |
September 03, 2007 at 12:49 PM
My sister tells a story of her nephew who got caught playing with himself, & not in private. The boy was 4, I think. His father said to him, "Son, I know it feels good sometimes." The son interrupted his father to say "No, daddy. It feels good all of the time."
Truer words could not be spoken by a man, I think.
Monkey Butt's Mom |
September 03, 2007 at 11:37 AM
Ah yes. Jackson pulls his, while giggling, to lengths that look utterly painful.
The penis. It brings joy to the people.
September 03, 2007 at 11:13 AM
Oh, this makes me laugh. I don't know why...I just think it's cute that he stopped crying after that. :)
September 03, 2007 at 11:04 AM
My kid has yet to do that. Did it freak you out?
September 03, 2007 at 09:55 AM
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