Reader Appreciation Week: Win Good Shit
If there's anyone that I should thank for getting me through these long years months. You're mostly kind words and generally thoughtful comments have really helped.
Except for a few wayward Googlers who like to tell me where to shove it.
Yeah yeah. Mississippi is SOOOOO great. Whatever.
And so, I'm not leaving people (it was the duck -- I know, I'm VERY sneaky!), I'm just putting my friendly PR pitch people to work this week and offering some kick ass prizes all week long. Read some vintage Motherhood Uncensored and win prizes that relate to the posts. And no, I'm not talking an ass smack from my father-in-law.
I'm talking good stuff.
I promise.
Come back starting tomorrow, leave a comment by Midnight PST (one per person per day please), and I'll pick winner(s) at random every day through Friday where the Mominatrix will return with sex-related prizes, a new column, and a radio show -- with the Queen of Orgasms, Lou Paget. (I'm not kidding. If you have questions, she is the woman who knows. Email them to mominatrix@imperfectparent.com. We will keep your identity private).
Enjoy readers. YOU ROCK!
I will recommend not to hold back until you earn enough money to order goods! You should just get the personal loans or term loan and feel yourself free
Posted by: VictoriaMedina34 | July 06, 2010 at 02:25 AM
Count me in, too, as long as you'll take late entries from those who had fussy children yesterday.
Posted by: Christina | October 02, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Did I forget to read my bloglines yesterday? Yes.
Does that mean I dont get entered in the contest? Yes.
Stupid me! :)
Posted by: DW | October 02, 2007 at 08:23 AM
Ooh. I know you'll have some good stuff. I want to be in on it. Can you get one of those big round drums and spin it aroun to pick the winners?
Posted by: mayberry | October 01, 2007 at 11:53 PM
free stuff please, LOL
Posted by: Molly | October 01, 2007 at 11:22 PM
How about you cover orgasm after childbirth? How do us rookie moms get our rocks off once everything changes, um, down there???
Posted by: VDog | October 01, 2007 at 11:14 PM
Between chasing a toddler, being preggers and working, I could sooo use a pick-me-up. Hurray for prizes!
Posted by: kim | October 01, 2007 at 10:16 PM
I would love to win some free stuff! You make me laugh daily.
Posted by: Adrienne | October 01, 2007 at 03:37 PM
I would like to win things. That sounds good.
Posted by: Mike | October 01, 2007 at 01:36 PM
me me me me please!
Posted by: picklemommy | October 01, 2007 at 12:52 PM
Phew. I can put the kleenex away, then? Break out the Visine for my red-rimmed eyes?
(Okay, I'm exaggerating.. but.. YAY! You're NOT leaving!)
Posted by: Violet | October 01, 2007 at 11:07 AM
Yes, you're sneaky. Scared me
Posted by: ktjrdn | October 01, 2007 at 10:56 AM
me please! i wanna win i wanna win!
Posted by: Mrs J | October 01, 2007 at 09:48 AM
Damn, now that the ass smack from your father-in-law is out, I'm not sure I want to participate.
Posted by: b*babbler | October 01, 2007 at 09:35 AM
I heart prizes! Oh, and Motherhood Uncensored, of course. ;)
Posted by: Caroline | October 01, 2007 at 09:00 AM
Just leave a comment? Any ole comment for a chance at prizes?!? Oh, please, pick me;>
Posted by: celebrate woo-woo | October 01, 2007 at 08:47 AM
Me too, please.
Posted by: mel from freak parade | October 01, 2007 at 06:42 AM
did you say prizes? enough said, I'll comment to that!
Posted by: Margarita | October 01, 2007 at 05:59 AM
First-time commenter here but been reading for a while...
Pick me! Pick me!
Posted by: Laurie | October 01, 2007 at 04:45 AM
I can take one for the team for this. :)
Posted by: Nicole | October 01, 2007 at 01:33 AM
I've really enjoyed your posts - so count me in too!
Posted by: Jill H. | October 01, 2007 at 01:06 AM
I've really enjoyed your posts - so count me in too!
Posted by: Jill H. | October 01, 2007 at 01:05 AM
Can I be in it too?
Posted by: Veronica | October 01, 2007 at 12:12 AM
I'm in!
Posted by: Dagny Galt | September 30, 2007 at 11:59 PM
I'm still waiting for my t-shirt, so I'll be there. :)
Amy (nice girl)
Posted by: Amy | September 30, 2007 at 11:38 PM
How exciting! I can't wait!!!
Posted by: GHD | September 30, 2007 at 11:35 PM
Add me to the list :) You rock!
Posted by: NotAMeanGirl | September 30, 2007 at 11:22 PM
this sounds totally cool!@@
Posted by: geenalyn | September 30, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Shazam!
Posted by: radmama | September 30, 2007 at 10:05 PM
Great idea!
Posted by: Much More Than A Mom | September 30, 2007 at 09:45 PM
You can count me in, too! This is going to be fun!
Posted by: Amy | September 30, 2007 at 09:32 PM
Oh thank goodness it's not the ass-slap. I don't think my heart could take that.
Posted by: Heather | September 30, 2007 at 09:07 PM
Toss my name into the hat, please!
Posted by: Amy Jo | September 30, 2007 at 08:28 PM
oh! oh Pick Me! Pick me!
Posted by: Scout's Honor | September 30, 2007 at 08:22 PM