I accidentally take home a $6.95 duck that I don't even try to sell and I get tens of comments telling me I'm promoting thievery of the worst kind.
Sheesh, people. The thanks I get for ridding the shelves of Made-in-China toys.
Next time, I'm going to try to take Mei Lan.
Accidentally, of course. (I wonder how much I could get for her on eBay?).
So, I've decided to take a cue from my fellow mom blogger/entrepreneur and auction off the duck. That's right. "Danny" the duck (as it says on the tag attached to his ass) is up for grabs.
It's too damn hot here in Georgia. And I'm sick of grits.
(Thanks for idea, Suebob)
Raffle tickets are $1 a piece -- simply paypal me whatever you can spare to firstname.lastname@example.org. Make sure to include your address (which I promise not to sell -- hey, I do have some morals) and your blog url (if you have one).
I'll put all the names in a hat (the more tickets you buy, the more chances you have to win) and the lucky winner will be the new owner of the duck.
And Motherhood Uncensored condoms.
Any duck who's worth his weight in feathers supports safe sex.
And a clitoral, g-spot, male/female stimulator (because I just happen to have an extra sample on hand).
Even ducks get lonely.
*Two $10 Gift Cards to Starbucks courtesy of Sharon.
Please spread the word by swiping a button code at the bottom of this post. Raffle tickets can be bought through September 29 (Catherine's walk is September 30). Unfortunately, these donations are not tax deductible. You can donate the "official" way, but then you won't get a stolen duck and some rubbers.
Er, a Rubber duck (HA!).
(And if you have stolen items to sweeten the pot, or bought ones, or handmade ones that are highly covetable even moreso than the infamous duck, feel free to email me). I'll be updating this post regularly with the generous peoples' links who have contributed money as well as stuff.
Not only to support Tanner. But thievery of the very best kind.
Potential Duck Owners (Show Them Some Love, Will Ya?)