Most Boring Bloggers Who Were Most Unlikely to Almost Get Thrown Out of the W Hotel Because They Were So Boring: The MBT crew as clearly evidenced to your left.
Cheap Economical Swag: The autographed tampons from The Sarcastic Journalist. Tampax should send her oodles of money.
Cutest Couple: Drew and Juniper, canoodling at the cocktail party.
Best Art Piece Not at Chicago Museum of Art: Her Bad Mother: A Still Life
Best Swag for Eliciting the Longest and Most Unncessary Stories About Vasectomies: My lollipop condoms.
Best Swag for People Accidentally Thinking Was Candy and Then Realizing That it Wasn't: My lollipop condoms.
Hottest Mommy Blogger: Karl from Second Hand Tryptophan.
Most Informative BlogHer Session: The taxi ride in which I learned that uncircumcised penises are easier to jack off. Who knew?
Most Uncomfortable Moment: Every single time someone complained loudly about PayPerPost, BlogHer Conference Sponsor.
Most Annoying Part of BlogHer: The 157 PR people chasing you down because "you must be a mommy blogger since you have a baby." Except this one, of course.
Blogger Who You Thought Was Not At All Like You Thought She Was But Was So Freaking Hot You Could Lick her: Ruth Dynamite.
Best Snub By a Company Who Clearly Does Not Know Their Mom Bloggers Very Well: Real Simple hassling Lindsay and Yvonne at their private party and taking back their swag. Can you say immediate subscription drop?
Blogger Who Used to Blog But Doesn't Anymore But Needs to Start Another One Like Nowly: Kristin, formerly of TallnLucky. C'mon girl. We're all waiting to add to our feed readers.
Most Unlikely Blogger to Share a Sex Story that Involved Dildos: Dana from The Dana Files. Even conservatives like hot crazy sex apparently.
The Blogger Who is Clearly the Opposite of Her Blog Name: SJ from I-Asshole. Um, so not.
Best Emergency Baby Toy from a Blogger: Lawyer Mama's maxi pad with wings. Thanks for helping a sister out.
Disclaimer: These pictures are not mine and I'm not laying claim to them. I found them on Flickr and was too
lazy tired to write down the folks who took them. If you indeed took these pictures and would like credit, email me and I will gladly put your link up.