Sometimes I have no idea why I leave the house.
Okay. If I didn't live with my in-laws, then I would have no idea why I leave the house. It's perfectly clear that in my current situation, I need to leave the house.
But when I do leave the house, I see things that remind me why I truly believe people are total and complete idiots.
I'm not saying idiots should not have children, mind you. I've made my own share of idiot moves on more than one occasion. And here I am with two kids.
But seriously, when people have kids and then decide that it's cool, funny, or whatever it is that they think to put them in stupid shit like this, maybe they should have tried raising llamas or something first. Because when they dress their kids like that, they are ruining it for the rest of our kids -- our girls and boys who are innocent, youthful, and like to keep their asses IN their shorts and not wear thongs when they are 6 and padded bras shortly thereafter.
They slowly change the face of cute to be something way too grown up for a two-year-old. It changes cute to sexy.
And so, to the woman at Baby Loves Disco who dressed her sweet 2-year-old girl in a personalized shirt that said "Kendra -- Bringing Sexy Back" I say "What the hell were you thinking?" Personally, I just don't think a toddler needs to bring anything back but sharing, cuteness, and manners.
Or maybe tantrums are more realistic...
Okay. And maybe just a little bit of poop.
*Win one of the pictured shirts (or Bringing Peace Back) in your kiddo's size. Just leave a comment and tell me what your kid is bringing back. I'll pick a winner at random and who knows, maybe a new kickass shirt design.*