Real Annoying Husbands

Do selfish loads of laundry.

Real Annoying Dads... Pissing Moms Off By Washing Their Own Damn Gym Shorts When There Are 14000 Breastmilk Stained Onesies About to Walk Off On Their Own

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[Dina]

Real annoying husbands have to go out with the boys on a "boys weekend" even though it turns out to be a 4 night 5 day vacation- even though wife & husband haven't taken a real vacation in 4 1/2 years- it's ok for husband to go alone, while wife & kid goes visiting to the family in florida (but hey- that's still a vacation, right)?

[April]

Wow it's good to know that I am not the only one. My husband has many similarities as many of your husbands. My husband definitely leaves his dishes on top of the counter instead of putting them in the dishwasher. I guess he thinks it will grow legs and walk into the dishwasher in the middle of the night. When we were dating he use to wash our clothes all of the time. Now it's become foreign to him if I don't wash clothes they won't get washed. I still don't understand how three people accumulate so many dirty clothes. His socks always look like he was working without his shoes.

[heather]

OMG I love this!! Hmm where to begin, a real annoying husband sits on his fat ass while I do EVERYTHING!! Yesterday between 6-9p I mowed the yard, made dinner, bathed both kids, loaded/unloaded dishwasher, started laundry (and yes he stopped my laundry to wash HIS own shirts)and then got both kids to bed. The house is a wreck with toys all over the place and yet he acts as though he could pull a muscle to bend over and pick one up! I have a Hm daycare so things have to been neat and tidy for the most part, the least he could do is work on the outside of the house. Ok I am done.....for now
PS: Sarah, I cracked up at yours & laughed out loud with that last entry of only the word "ass"

[Kristin Y]

Really annoying husbands refuse to change diapers. They also tell you that you can't go anywhere without taking atleast 1 of the kids. Or they tell you (a stay-at-home mom) that they are too tired after a day of work to babysit. They are even worse if they insist that you are a bad parent because their father says so.

[Azul]

Real annoying husbands are unable to complete any househould tasks without a litany of complaints, have never once gotten up at night with their child (save that one 3-week postpartum night when a tearful wife shook him out of bed so she could rock and cry alone in her own room for once), and think that running the vacuum cleaner constitues "cleaning the house."

[FishyGirl]

Real annoying husbands stand around and tell you the house is a mess because you make poor choices all day long in the management of the children, and he doesn't lift a finger to help clean up after said children. Oh, yeah, and when they are under his watch, let them destroy the house.

[MamaKaren]

Real annoying husbands complain to you about how hard it is to get the 8 year old and the 6 year old out the door to school on time, even though their wives have already made the lunches, laid out the kids' clothes, fed the dog, checked the backpacks to ensure that the homework has been returned, and put something in the fridge to cook for dinner before leaving the house at 6:00 a.m. to take the baby to daycare on the way to work.

[PunditMom]

That would call for one of my patented, "And what year is the next time you want to get laid? Maybe, 2021?"

[Colleen]

Real annoying husbands are so busy at work they can't make it home until 6:30... unless of course their friend bought tickets to a concert... then they can be home by 4:30.

Real annoying husbands don't know how to open the dishwasher... so they just leave their dirty dishes on the counter ABOVE the dishwasher.

[Barb P]

After reading all these comments, I'm glad to learn that my husband is just a "normal" guy. When I'm annoyed by various things, I'll just remember that all men have their annoying habits/issues, and I'll try not to get so upset. Hopefully all of these husbands have some good qualities too or you wouldn't have married them. Whenever I'm annoyed with my husband, I try to think of all the good things that he does, and I realize that I'm probably better off with him than without him.

[Damselfly]

Real annoying husbands agree to let you sleep on the floor when it's your turn to do the sleep training in the baby's room, but when it's their turn, they go out and buy a cot.

Real annoying husbands *say* they are going to get up with the baby if he wakes up after 6, but then they change their minds, and you get up anyway....

(How did you get that pic?)

[Dawn]

Real Annoying husbands....

Wake you up at 3:00 in the morning, after having one of "those" dreams, to see if your in the mood for love, even though he knows that your 2 1/2 months pregnant and throwing up 22 out of 24 hours a day.

[Awesome Mom]

They bitch at you when you go our of your way to buy them some damn jeans because the length of the pants are a inch or so too long. Never mind that I have nothing nice to wear just tatty t shirts and jeans.

[Maria P.]

Yes my husband does just "chris" loads or if he does do laundry - separating by colors is a foreign concept.

[JD]

I share the same sentiments as Sarah.

You mean husbands actually do laundry?

[Amy H]

Real Annoying Husbands do not understand that poop stains. Even if she is breastfed (his logic as to why it wouldn't stain).

Avery had a blow-out and when I changed her I asked him to "put her clothes in the washer right away."

The next day when I go to do more laundry I see that the clothes he put in the washer yesterday are still in there. Unwashed. He thought I was just telling him to store them there, apparently, rather than actually washing them.

Ass.

[Sarah]

Don't even get me started.....laundry, I don't even think my husband knows where the washing machine is...

[Dawn]

Real Annoying husbands, whine and complain if they have to get up with the baby once for 10 minutes (even though mom has been up all night for the past 3 nights and gotten a total of 5 hours of broken sleep over a 4 day peiod and is so tired she didn't hear the kid crying this time.) and then have the nerve to complain to others about how little sleep they have gotten because the baby has been sick and WE have been up with her for 4 nigths straight!

[Melissa]

Real annoying husbands....change their basketball night to a day earlier (because they can't miss playing basketball and drinking with the guys) so that it's on the night you pack to leave for a five day family vacation in the freaking snow. Then they come home and ask, "What's left for me to do babe?", when they fully freaking know you have already done the 6 loads of laundry; packed you, him and two children's clothes and all the toys and books they own; fully packed the car and attached the ski rack with skis in it to the roof and all that's left for him to do is sleep. Not that I'd know anything about that. :)

[Dad Gone Mad]

Guilty as charged. I just have this idea in my mind that my clothes are dirtier and bigger than everyone else's, and therefore they need to be washed first. If being clean is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Amanda]

Not me, but my sister...

Real annoying husbands give 3/4 of their love and attention to the son, pretty much ignoring the two daughters, and absolutely have to work 60 hours a week to pay off all the electronics and cars they buy, but can't be bothered to buy new clothes for the kids or food.

And then they bitch about not having money to the in-laws, who are tired of hearing it.

[Amy]

Real Annoying Husbands...
complain to their friends that they're stuck "babysitting" the kids (their own children), while in fact Mom is at work, and the oldest child is fetching his beer for him, and changing her little brother's diaper. NOT HIM.

[agavi]

Really annoying husbands are quick to answer the "Oh, you have a new baby! Are you getting any sleep?" question by bitching about their perceived inability to sleep, while in reality they sleep with earplugs, and there is only the slightest of breaks in the rhythm of their snoring if you accidentally on purpose bounce the mattress a bit too much jumping out of bed to run into the baby's room, or getting back in to bed an hour later. Poor thing has his sleep disturbed - ha! He knows nothing from losing sleep. Lucky, lucky guy!

[Nikki]

AARRGGH! This drives me CRAZY! He'll wash ALL HIS PANTS, and I'm left wearing my least-crusty yoga pants. And don't get me started on underwear...

[xi summit]

Truly selfish husbands launder all of the bras in the hamper .... meaning she can't fish the least-nasty one back out ... because all the bras she owns are in the hamper ... and he shoulda known and planned for that. Or so I've been told.

[mammaloves]

Real annoying husbands sleep through the crying baby and use the last of the toilet paper without putting more in the bathroom.