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"Mommy, why you got all that fuzz down there?"
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Justine Cricks |
April 25, 2012 at 04:21 PM
The stuff that people end up discussing in the blogs.
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May 09, 2010 at 02:56 AM
Sounds like that having a hairy p**** is gross to even kids now. I however like it. I wish that the bush would make a comeback.
April 29, 2007 at 11:39 PM
It could be worse... You could be Emily Mortimer in that scene in Lovely & Amazing... Apparently perfect strangers approached her after that movie to suggest that she needed to do something to "tame that bush"...
March 01, 2007 at 02:10 PM
Once my son and I were in a stall together at a local Target store--LOTS of people in the room with us-- and he says, loud and clear, "Mom! You're hairy down there!"
February 27, 2007 at 06:50 AM
after me son was born my 4 year old was in awe w/ his unbilical cord stup and after it finally fell off....she wanted to know when his penis would fall off and how old was she when her penis fell off.
none of my kids have ever asked me about my "fur", but my oldest had made comments about how my butt is jiggly like jello.
February 25, 2007 at 05:53 PM
OMG, I am so laughing my you know what off at these comments!! Hairy butt? Classic!!
Ok, so on to my 2 1/2 year old daughter who once came into the bathroom while I was drying off from a shower. She's intently studying me and all of a sudden she yells. EWWW GROSS!! You've got hair on your GYNA!!!!!!!!!! That's nasty Mom!!! OMG, WHERE do they learn stuff like this? Her reaction and statement was so shocking that I busted out with laughter.
February 25, 2007 at 10:26 AM
I have FORTUNATELY NOT had any of these conversations with any of my 4 kids. My daughter asked me one time after i had just had one of her brothers when i was going to mow my legs....yes, like the grass. And yes the hair was probably that long. I've also been in the bathroom after my last daughter was born and had my 2 year old son ask "you getting a diaper change?"
Yeah they don't come in the bathroom very often
February 24, 2007 at 11:58 PM
Too funny! Oddly enough none of mine has ever asked or commented about the state of things down there, despite a fairly regular open door bathroom policy. We just get the announcements after the conversations about the difference between boys and girls "That's Uncle Joe, he has a penis!" "Do you have a vagina, Nana?" I introduce them to the priest after Mass, "Mommy, he has a penis, right?" Uh, yes, moving right along now...
February 24, 2007 at 11:47 PM
Gotta love when my 2 yr old son said, "Mommy, you gotta a penis under there?" Ya, a Brazilian was scheduled soon after!
February 24, 2007 at 11:26 PM
February 24, 2007 at 11:25 PM
lol - oh the things I get to look forward to...
February 24, 2007 at 10:58 PM
My almost 6 yr old says to me "Mom, you've got a hairy butt!" I look behind me, "no I don't" "Did you look at if from the front????" Thank goodness it was in the privacy of our bedroom!
February 24, 2007 at 05:02 PM
Oh, yeah. That realization came early for R. "Why don't I have any fur there, mommy?"
February 24, 2007 at 03:36 PM
Been there, done that. Wait 'till the boy asks, "Mommy, how come you don't have a penis?", and your daughter wants to know when SHE gets to wear a bra.
February 24, 2007 at 03:24 PM
Or you get: "Mommy not got a penis. Mommy got fur."
I RAN for the wax!
Anne Glamore |
February 24, 2007 at 02:33 PM
My daughter just said the same thing to me...while I was on the phone trying to *sneak* going to the bathroom, LOL!!!
February 24, 2007 at 02:17 PM
So funny! My daughter (6) is in wonder about boobs. I don't know what to say about that.
February 24, 2007 at 12:28 PM
A pointed question is still preferable to a "meow". Although, I might not feel that way when I'm in your position.
Mrs. Chicky |
February 24, 2007 at 08:58 AM
My daughter stated that "Mom is gross she has hair down there." in the middle of Target at the top of her lungs. I now wear a disguise to the Target.
February 24, 2007 at 08:47 AM
Answer, "Because mommy told a lie and every time you tell a lie you get a little hairier until, eventually, you are covered up like a chewbacca."
My second daughter (who had just turned 3) once walked by my husband (who was about to enter the shower), grabbed his penis and said, 'what's this?'. Lovely. And, last night, my oldest (6) asked how babies are made. Fortunately, after I explained egg & sperm, she was happy. Thank GOD I didn't have to explain how the sperm gets to the egg. The thought of this convo makes my hands sweat.
Fairly Odd Mother |
February 24, 2007 at 08:38 AM
Well, at least you see her scientific mind at work. lmao.
My one girlfriend's little girl used to call her private area her 'butt'...no matter how many times A told her the correct word.
One day, in front of company, her daughter announces, 'Mommy's got HAIR on HER butt!'
At least Q is discreet. For now.
February 24, 2007 at 07:22 AM
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