Apparently my post-partum brain has gotten the best of me and I forgot to reschedule my radio show for tonight. The show went on without me last night, as evidenced by my archives (0 listeners -- yeah, NO DUH -- 0 host). If the kind authors of BPYM will humor me, I'm hoping to have them on next week. In the meanwhile, go read all my links and come back tomorrow.
I actually nursed my son while I was on the toilet the other day. Now if that doesn't make me the poster child of post-partum bliss, then what will?
MILFS? Eat your heart out.
So today, I give you more fabulous links -- sort of like a scavenger hunt of the blogosphere. Please humor me.
1) Tonight two of the authors of Babyproofing Your Marriage will be on my radio show from 9-10pm EST. (646) 915-8634. If you can't join me live, then please leave me a comment here or an email and then listen via iTunes or that media player over in my left sidebar. Ask them some questions and join in the banter, I mean, unless you're that special person that was totally prepared for the havoc having children would wreak on your relationship and are still totally infactuated with your spouse. Heh.
2) If you didn't read the sex column, then you should. I use the words "tickler" and "anal tonight" all in one essay. Now if that's not saying something...
3) Amidst all this baby shit (literally), I've been struggling with this whole "Not easier, just different" thing that people are trying to tell me about my toddler turned 14 year old. I guess we'll always have sleepless nights, huh? I wrote about it over at Dot-Moms.
4) Many wonderful, kind people sent Drew gifts. And I offer them my linky love and shout outs over at my Reviews Blog. Be nice. Go say hello.
5) Who's stepping it up this week, you ask? Why Crankmama, of course, with this incredibly touching post. And, one of my first blog pals ever is back to blogging. Hooray!
6) And finally, I'm just crazy with excitement because my bff -- yes, the one who many of you wanted to blame the pot incident on, wanted me to tell her to throw me a shower, and who filled you in on all my goings on while I was in the hospital and stole all your hearts -- has started her own mommy blog.
I probably shouldn't tell you about her because she's way funnier and smarter than I am and well, I get all my good stuff from her.
Now go. Click. Read. Return tomorrow for a report on the "Let's Cut the Whole Thing Off" situation.
I've actually mastered the task of walking while nursing, undoing the pants & pulling down the clothing, using the restroom, post-partum clean up, and redressing...ALL WHILE NURSING.
So yes, I've so been there with ya!
it's just...multi-tasking.
Posted by: Lainey-Paney | February 26, 2007 at 01:41 PM
Awww, Kristin. :) Thank you for the link. Hello again.
I read the sex column...laundry sex. I love it....well, I love the term not the fact that I now realize there is a name for my current sexlife.
How do you keep up with all of your things? aside from the nursing/pooping multi-tasking?
Posted by: Mel (Was Mama! Mama! Now Freak Parade) | February 22, 2007 at 06:23 AM
Awww, Kristin. :) Thank you for the link. Hello again.
I read the sex column...laundry sex. I love it....well, I love the term not the fact that I now realize there is a name for my current sexlife.
How do you keep up with all of your things? aside from the nursing/pooping multi-tasking?
Posted by: Mel (Was Mama! Mama! Now Freak Parade) | February 22, 2007 at 06:22 AM
Awww, Kristin. :) Thank you for the link. Hello again.
I read the sex column...laundry sex. I love it....well, I love the term not the fact that I now realize there is a name for my current sexlife.
How do you keep up with all of your things? aside from the nursing/pooping multi-tasking?
Posted by: Mel (Was Mama! Mama! Now Freak Parade) | February 22, 2007 at 06:22 AM
your sex column rocks.
anal.
haha.
what is it with anal?
and men with touching their wieners?
Posted by: JailDiet | February 22, 2007 at 01:28 AM
Now that you mentioned it, there's something NINtriguing about potty nursing.
I've never thought or heard of that.
Cheers
Posted by: Nocturnal | February 21, 2007 at 11:52 PM
Your Mominatrix column was great. ;)
Posted by: mamatulip | February 21, 2007 at 09:53 PM
I read your "Mominatrix" column and now I REALLY want to marry you... come on! It would be FUN!
And thanks for the link-love.
You rule!!
Rachael
Posted by: CrankMama | February 21, 2007 at 07:24 PM
Dude, don't let any big corporations know you're breastfeeding on the toilet. If they found out, all those pumping rooms provided for working moms would disappear, with the excuse, "Well, you already nurse in the bathroom, why not pump?"
Posted by: Christina | February 21, 2007 at 04:22 PM
I totally potty-nursed too! Thanks to the post-Percocet constipation I endured, it was unavoidable.
Posted by: Kelly | February 21, 2007 at 02:26 PM
I had a toilet-nursing marathon for about 24 hours when I experienced the pleasure of food poisoning on my "relaxing" trip to Cabo San Lucas.
Ah, good times.
Posted by: whoorl | February 21, 2007 at 10:14 AM
Nursing on the toilet takes multitasking to a WHOLE new level. I salute you.
Posted by: TB | February 21, 2007 at 10:07 AM
So many links, so little time! Looking forward to reading all of the above but wanted to say that I highly enjoyed your sex column. And, nursing while on the toilet---now THAT is multi-tasking!
Posted by: Fairly Odd Mother | February 21, 2007 at 09:41 AM