What is it about OB offices and magazines? It's like the Parenting Magazine breeding ground. I walk in and I have to fight the nurses and their fourteen magazines off me.
I'd prefer not to be weighed with magazines and 14 packs of prenatals in hand, thank you very much.
I suppose they are trying to gently tell you that you'll be waiting for a good hour until the doctor can look at you and say "Nope, sorry. Closed up like Fort Knox. Looks like you'll be preggers til February."
Cue evil laugh.
Basically, there's this text in the upper left hand corner:
How to use CLEAR BLUE EASY DIGITAL OVULATION KIT
1) Pee alalalala on a stick alalalalala see a smiley face lalalalala when you're most fertile.
2) SEDUCE YOUR MAN
And even better is the accompanying picture -- a woman on her kitchen counter, wearing a cute sassy sundress, dancing for her husband while he is holding out a dollar bill and his glass of wine.
Now. I'm no prude. Hell. I've done my share of counter dancing. And I'm certainly a wine drinker.
But let's be frank.
A $1 bill? What self-loving wife would dance for less than a $20?
(All joking aside, could an ad, particularly one directed towards women, be any more tacky?)