I think it took me all of 2 hours being home before I was on google searching for the answer to all my ridiculous questions:
1) Newborn sleep patterns (read: holy crap I don't remember my daughter sleeping this much ever in her lifetime).
2) Jaundice symptoms (read: my baby is turning yellow and it's not because he's 1/4 Chinese).
3) Newborn Breastfeeding Poop (read: you'd think after 21 months of breastfeeding I'd know what was normal, but since my daughter never had normal poop, then I really don't know).
I love the internet, but seriously, they should put a lock on WebMD and Google. The ridiculous answers mixed with crazy hormones and fear of pooping is enough to get someone committed. I even, for ONE second, was wishing I had my "What to Expect" book.
I know. Blasphemy.
And if you're wondering why I showed up at your blog 14 times yesterday, that was me, searching for "sore nipples cure."
Now back to trying to figure out how the hell to keep track of all these damn tiny socks. And I'll announce the winner(s) of the baby pool shortly.