I sang my heart out. Night and day. Day and night.
I danced a good dance. Jiggled. Bounced. Rocked my hips in a hypnotic rhythm.
"I'm the one you need," I told them. "You won't be sorry."
But it just didn't work out. Wrong dance. Wrong song. Wrong day.
Until finally. They heard me.
And I got it.
7 days. The matinee.
Sure. The house was quiet. And mostly empty.
But I didn't care.
I had made it.
No more weird dances. Crappy songs. Begging, pleading, and selling my soul on a daily basis like a whore on 7th Avenue.
I HAD MADE IT.
Until last week.
Apparently my run is over. My last bow taken. Final show of...
"Quiet time in your room for 2 hours" now showing. It's clearly not as entertaining as the nap, but it will have to do.
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Posted by: Robina | December 25, 2006 at 05:54 PM
uh oh - they can do that?? We're waffling between 3 naps and 2 naps at the moment, but _no_ naps? When do you sleep??
(I'll now be singing "twinkle, twinkle, take a fucking nap" for the rest of the night...thx) :P
Posted by: Jenn | December 16, 2006 at 10:19 PM
Dude. She was 27 months old. I was 8 months pregnant. The nap? Cold turkey. She gave it up cold turkey when I was eight months pregnant.
I thought that I would die.
Posted by: Karen | December 16, 2006 at 08:29 PM
don't give up hope! my son went on week-long nap strikes then they reappeared with even stronger force because he was making up for lost time. he's five and he STILL does it. i'll keep my figers crossed that they return for you too, K.
Posted by: crazedparent | December 16, 2006 at 08:59 AM
I was actually dreading 'no more naps', but now that it's happened we are actually a lot freer to go out at whatever time during the day and not have to worry about getting home in time for little miss to have her nap. See? Not so bad!
Posted by: Linda | December 16, 2006 at 07:05 AM
Too fucking funny. I love the nap and I'll be sad when it's over for Nata. Maya took naps until she was 4 and I loved it. Quiet time with books may work. We call it reading hour and it works out okay, sometimes she still falls asleep. Good luck.
Posted by: Melissa | December 15, 2006 at 08:38 PM
The nap made it's last appearance a year ago. I am still in mourning.
Posted by: Pattie | December 15, 2006 at 08:05 PM
It's a great essay! I think we're all familiar with "Twinkle Twinkle, take a fucking nap."
Posted by: Mom101 | December 15, 2006 at 07:45 PM
Oh, I'm so sorry. That sucks.
We've had no nap for two days now, and I'm praying this isn't the end of it.
Posted by: Christina | December 15, 2006 at 06:08 PM