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September 03, 2006

Successories for Moms

*Added: PSAs below

You've seen Successories, right? You know, those surprisingly popular inspirational posters that encourage us to "ACHIEVE" (in bold bright lettering) with a huge mountaintop in the background. Except the only thing that makes me want to achieve is throwing it into the trashcan on the first try.

Sorry. Call me cynical. It just does.

Achievement for me is a full day with no shit on the floor. Or five minutes without having to wipe up a spill. Or not having to say "Do not eat food off the floor, please."

So, I've come up with some Successories for Moms. This is just a start - I want you to come up with your own. Yes. I'm challenging you. Give me your successories. Leave me a note in the comments and I'll set up a link page with them all listed. And spread the word. I imagine you folks might just be a bit more creative than me. You can use this cool flickr tool (thanks Nancy) that will make them look just like the actual posters. SWEET!

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                           MEMORIES

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                          SERENITY


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                        OPTIMISM

PSAs: It wasn't a croc but a stingray that got him. Can you believe the Crocodile Hunter is dead? Annoying as he was, it's still pretty sad.

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Posted by: ro330ck | June 23, 2007 at 04:08 PM

I have no contribution, but yours were great! Have you checked out despair.com? Their products never fail to make me laugh!!! :)

Posted by: Noa | September 10, 2006 at 01:25 PM

Man, some of these are halarious! Made my day!
Here's my contribution:

Posted by: corinne06 | September 07, 2006 at 12:16 AM

Just because I think this is so much fun:

http://static.flickr.com/93/236419365_0166373a2c_o.jpg

Posted by: Kelly Bera | September 06, 2006 at 09:12 PM

what about despair.com, dammit?!

Posted by: sweetney | September 05, 2006 at 07:32 PM

Well, here is where I post mine into, but I am a dad. Yes, dads can stay at home too.

I did an account on MommyTalk.com. My wife updates it with me, she is Lorraine. Check it out. Creating your own is easy, free and simple.

That's were we put our successories. HA HA HA. I like the term. We might use it more often.

Posted by: Justin | September 05, 2006 at 03:46 PM

My favorite is the little kitty cat hanging from a tree. "Hang in there." Yeah, how bout if I hang this AXE in your FACE?

I swear, I pledged that as a teacher I would never, ever, ever put one of those fucking things up in my classroom. I mean, it's hard enough being a teenager, do you need a fucking SIGN that says "only POSITIVE attitudes beyond this point"? No, I don't think so.

Posted by: mrsfortune | September 05, 2006 at 02:54 PM

Good ones! You'd probably like the "demotivators" from http://www.despair.com - they are hilarious!

Posted by: Jayne | September 05, 2006 at 11:02 AM

I love your "Optimism" poster and Lisa B's "Birth Control!"

Posted by: Lady M | September 05, 2006 at 03:14 AM

Here's my poster
http://flickr.com/photos/97671235@N00/234572086/

There's another one on there too titled "Birth Control."

Posted by: Lisa B | September 04, 2006 at 11:29 PM

Keep them coming. I'll compile them all into one big post.

Posted by: Mother | September 04, 2006 at 11:24 PM

As horrible as it was my first response to Steve Irwin dying was to laugh and make a joke about at least his kids don't have to worry about being eaten by crocs now.

Posted by: Toni Marie | September 04, 2006 at 10:08 PM

I'm getting really frustrated, I can NOT get this silly thing to publish on my blog. I have tried every way I can think of and it doesn't work. It shows up on preview but not after I hit publish. Anyone with any advice please email me your ideas. For now here it is on flickr, if it doesn't work then I'm going to offically go crazy!!LOL

http://www.flickr.com/photos/16793134@N00/234374185/in/photostream/

Posted by: momunscripted | September 04, 2006 at 09:22 PM

Thanks for the tip. I'm going to e-mail IP this very evening. I've got nothing to lose...

Posted by: wordgirl | September 04, 2006 at 08:35 PM

Oh dear. Green vegetables IS optimistic.

I'll have to dig around my freezing, pitiful brain for some good ideas

Posted by: Dawn | September 04, 2006 at 02:35 PM

Serenity indeed.

I had a calendar once which was the polar opposite of those motivational things... with the dark pages and the BRIGHT ALL CAPS WORD, followed by an appropriate saying... "TEAMWORK" There is no "I" in teamwork. But there is one in "Kiss My Butt".

Off to flickr. And see if I can do anything w/o my poor deceased digital Canon... the 4yo asserts he didn't know the fall from the mantel onto the brick hearth would be bad for it. *grinding teeth*

Posted by: karyn | September 04, 2006 at 12:43 PM

Each is very funny...but my favorite is "Optimism!" Having tried to feed more than one child a vegetable. Any. Vegetable.

(I just heard about the Crocodile Hunter. My husband said he has a little girl...this is the part that makes me really sad.)

Posted by: Bobita | September 04, 2006 at 12:07 PM

Who knew MU would become one of my main news sources? ;) I had no idea Steve Irwin was dead until I saw your PSA update on Bloglines. That is really, really sad. But if it can ever truly be a consolation to know that someone died doing what he loved doing, then this is a prime example. RIP.

Posted by: Binky | September 04, 2006 at 10:58 AM

Your post reminds me of this:
http://merrymunchkins.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_merrymunchkins_archive.html
(Scroll down to "Don't Reach for the Stars")

Thanks for This. It's helpful.

Posted by: merry mama | September 04, 2006 at 10:53 AM

so funny! i'll have to go make some up tomorrow! have you ever seen demotivators? i thought you might like them...

http://demotivators.com/

Posted by: Ginger | September 04, 2006 at 03:33 AM

What a great idea! I look forward to looking through all the pictures. (My favorite of yours is optimism.)

Here is one I just did:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/74563327@N00/?saved=1

Posted by: Mommy off the Record | September 04, 2006 at 02:17 AM

Here's mine, its a bit warm and fuzzy but lately I need those moments more and more!

http://momunscripted.blogspot.com/2006/09/friendship-small-and-furry-kind.html

Posted by: Mom Unscripted | September 04, 2006 at 12:58 AM

I LOVE this idea. Are you going to display them all on a future post?

Here's mine:

http://flickr.com/photos/74302149@N00/233399592/

Posted by: KarinGal | September 03, 2006 at 11:29 PM

Ah hahaha. I love your optimism one.

I made something kind of similar awhile ago:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thesilentk/163438858/

Posted by: krista | September 03, 2006 at 11:25 PM

Optimism is resonating for me right now.

I'll have to do my own poster when I'm not SO SICK (WonderBaby's face-licking ain't so good for virus containment...)

Posted by: Her Bad Mother | September 03, 2006 at 10:23 PM

I created this one because my oldest daughter hates for a good time to end. Every party or event she attends ends with her having a tantrum that it is over. I printed this and hung it in her room for inspiration.

Thanks for the great idea!

http://static.flickr.com/86/233178713_fdd0744bd1.jpg

Posted by: slackermommy | September 03, 2006 at 06:36 PM

I was just looking at some photos from the first year of my marriage... I have on makeup, my hair is blown dry and I am wearing a tight white sweater...

damn.

Memories can smack a girl upside the head.

Posted by: kristin | September 03, 2006 at 05:32 PM

I couldn't make myself stop so I made four.

http://andromeda.qc.ca/?p=412

Posted by: sherry | September 03, 2006 at 01:53 PM

"Serenity" is too much!

I couldn't pass this up, so here's my poster:

http://growingalife.blogspot.com/2006/09/hope-cheese-and-beach.html

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Posted by: Damselfly | September 03, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Love your posters choices. Love the idea of Muppets + liquor = serenity!

here's my favorite of the ones I've made:
http://flickr.com/photos/mia3mom/213586242

Posted by: rachel | September 03, 2006 at 10:38 AM

I'm just drooling over your liquor stash. Can I come over and play?

Posted by: Nicole | September 03, 2006 at 10:16 AM

OMG - thanks Nancy!

Posted by: Mother | September 03, 2006 at 09:22 AM

Love it! That's my idea of serenity too. And my memories are so far gone that they're repressed.

Posted by: mothergoosemouse | September 03, 2006 at 08:58 AM

This is an awesome idea! So funny! (I love the "Serenity" one)

I'll come back with a contribution, but I wanted to point people to the Flickr toys motivational poster maker:
http://www.flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php

It would be perfect for this idea.

Posted by: Nancy | September 03, 2006 at 08:33 AM

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