And We Thought the Green House Effect Was a Bunch of Hooey
It's hotter than the devil's balls.
It's hotter than your virgin sister on her wedding day.
It's hotter than my ass in those skinny jeans that haven't seen the light of day since 2003.
It's hotter than the sex I had with Johnny Depp last night (gotta love preggo dreams).
Care to play along?
Leave me your "It's hotter than [you insert your saying]" as well as a blog (and url) that you think is sizzling hot. I've just gone through the Perfect Post awards list, and I'm hungry for more.
Oh, and if you're not reading Cool Mom Picks everyday, you're just plain silly. We give away about 2-3 free things a week and we have cool stuff all the time. Go NOW!
It is hotter than a rat's asshole...
Posted by: M Jo | July 17, 2008 at 10:36 PM
Nothing. I can come up with NOTHING!
Posted by: Amy | August 09, 2006 at 12:04 AM
As my aunt says, "It is hotter than 40 hells." Don't ask me why 40 and not 46 or 50....
Posted by: Laura | August 07, 2006 at 11:37 AM
That sweaty tittie comment was perfection!
Its hotter than the steam rising from the friction between my fat ass thighs.
http://pearmama.blogspot.com
Posted by: Denise | August 06, 2006 at 04:42 PM
It's hotter than Jennster in jeans!
http://jennnster.blogspot.com/
I'm going to have my geek license revoked if someone doesn't tell me how to put a link in a comment.
Posted by: Elizabeth | August 06, 2006 at 12:35 AM
I took a nap in the middle of the morning yesterday (strange for me, but maybe I'm getting sick or it's the heat) I dreamed that I was having sex with an alien whose penis could morph into the exact shape and size of any vagina and cause women to have spontaneous orgasms. There's a small chance I'm pregnant (ovulated the day I got back from CA) but it's too early to tell. If this is the kind of crazy dreams pregnant women have, bring it on I say.
Hot!
(I know that's not what you were looking for, but I just thought I'd share :o) )
Posted by: TB | August 05, 2006 at 10:09 PM
It's hotter than two rats f*cking in a wool sock.
Hot link:
http://mccfamily.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Heather | August 05, 2006 at 08:35 PM
I was gonna say "It's hotter than Satan's buttcrack" but Marcie beat me to it. So here's my other trademarked tagline:
"It's more humid than Satan's armpit"
and I suggest "I, Asshole" as a hot blog.
Posted by: Izzy | August 05, 2006 at 09:08 AM
It's hotter than yesterday and yesterday was really kind of warm.
Shit. It's too early to be funny. Sorry.
Check out Lotta - http://mom-o-matic.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Jenny | August 05, 2006 at 07:36 AM
THese comments are SO FUNNY.
Posted by: Lisa B | August 05, 2006 at 01:12 AM
www.iasshole.org
Fuck.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | August 05, 2006 at 12:27 AM
How about, "Hotter than a Mexican in menopause"
Posted by: Kathy | August 04, 2006 at 11:30 PM
Hotter than a shat-out asshole.
www.iasshole.com
(And, I second MamaTulip's Scarbie recommend. Another hot TO mama!)
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | August 04, 2006 at 09:58 PM
It's ALMOST hotter than http://to-ethiopia.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Girl con Queso | August 04, 2006 at 09:53 PM
It's hotter than that sex scene from the newer Thomas Crowne Affair.
Really, a must see.
The rest of the movie is pretty good too. hehehe.
Posted by: Bliss | August 04, 2006 at 09:07 PM
I can't (won't) take credit for this, but a friend whose the mother of twins said "it's hotter than the underside of my saggy tits on a summer day."
Which, sadly, is just like my blog http://womanwithkids.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Woman with Kids | August 04, 2006 at 08:22 PM
To borrow a phrase from Matthew Broderick's character in Biloxi Blues...
"Man, it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot."
Thought it was apropos. And I use it every year. It never gets old.
I'm going to give props to:
http://mrsmogul.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Mrs. Chicky | August 04, 2006 at 08:09 PM
Oops and a hot link here: http://cocktailswithkevin.com
Posted by: Mom101 | August 04, 2006 at 06:50 PM
It's hotter than...yesterday.
(Sorry, too hot for wit.)
Posted by: Mom101 | August 04, 2006 at 06:49 PM
"It's hotter than the candy I had to lick from the Motherhood Uncensored wrapper at Blogher".
Um, my own blog of course. And then good GOSSIP at www.mygreenstraw.com.
Posted by: Lena | August 04, 2006 at 03:59 PM
It's hotter than Kristen wearing lacy, pink, heart-shaped Nippies. xo
Posted by: Asha | August 04, 2006 at 01:59 PM
Oh, I can tie these two together! It's hotter than jalepeno fingers in the wrong places. From one of my favprite posts ever from Carrie:
http://rdhdprincess.diaryland.com/030505_39.html
http://rdhdprincess.diaryland.com
Posted by: Liza | August 04, 2006 at 01:35 PM
It's hotter than Joaquin Phoenix ripping off his priest's habit in Quills and having crazy monkey sex with Kate Winslet.
itsmyblogmineallmine.blogspot.com
Posted by: Lori | August 04, 2006 at 01:25 PM
It's hotter than Satan's butt crack.
I have to credit this one to Izzy, it's one of my faves.
Posted by: Marcie | August 04, 2006 at 12:47 PM
Also? Someone left this (slightly edited) phrase on one of my comments and I had to laugh a little bit of my ass off:
"Summer here is like eight bitches on a bitch boat. Super sticky."
Posted by: anne | August 04, 2006 at 12:39 PM
It's hotter than a diet of Tabasco and a case of the runs.
www.annenahm.com
Posted by: anne | August 04, 2006 at 12:37 PM
It's hotter than a diet of Tabasco and a case of the runs.
www.annenahm.com
Posted by: anne | August 04, 2006 at 12:36 PM
It's hotter than...
I got nothing. I'm too hot.
Posted by: QofS | August 04, 2006 at 11:57 AM
It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.
Now that's hot, but not hotter than http://www.mamasmoon.com/
Posted by: Maniacal | August 04, 2006 at 11:31 AM
It's hotten than shit on a spit, and almost as hot as this
http://www.dadgonemad.com/
Posted by: Michele | August 04, 2006 at 10:51 AM
Awww. I am so touched by Mama Tulip's flattery that I can hardly come up with a good one.
It's hotter than my tits when the milk first came in.
Haven't been here in a while. Knew you were preggers from the BlogHer posts, but didn't get to say congrats yet -- so CONGRATS! And the new look is wicked awesome.
Posted by: scarbie doll | August 04, 2006 at 10:43 AM
I must seriously be under a rock b/c I didn't even know you were preggo?? Man I'm slow lately. LOL.
And yeah, love those preggo dreams. Vivid can be great when dealing with Johnny Depp, not so great when dealing with green monsters and such. lol.
Posted by: Kristen | August 04, 2006 at 10:03 AM
I wish I could dream about Johnny Depp tonight... care to send some my way? If you don't mind, though, I'll put myself in your place.
Posted by: Liz | August 04, 2006 at 10:03 AM
It's too hot to make jokes.
Here's a site I really like: http://didntthinkidturnoutthisway.com/
Posted by: Chag | August 04, 2006 at 09:30 AM
As my husband always says,
"It's hotter than fifteen thousand motherf*ckers."
I have no idea what it means either.
Have you checked out http://mamasutra.typepad.com/mama_sutra/ yet?
Hot blog!
Posted by: Colleen | August 04, 2006 at 09:22 AM
It's hotter than the wax that was used for http://anchorsaway1.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Silly Hily | August 04, 2006 at 09:16 AM
It's hotter than http://scarbiedoll.blogspot.com/
Posted by: mamatulip | August 04, 2006 at 09:02 AM
It's hotter than http://pammiecakes.blogspot.com
Posted by: Amy | August 04, 2006 at 08:52 AM