So, remember when I told you that my daughter was a nudist and liked to poop on the floor? Well, she actually decided to poop in the potty the other day. Okay, let me rephrase. She was naked, started grunting, and I grabbed her tiny butt and stuck in on the toilet with the tiny-butt seat. But, she wouldn't go. You know, no privacy, legs dangling, no leverage. Hell, a no leverage poop these days is totally unheard of (hello, Mrs. Roid... Nice to meet you). So, I picked her up and ran her over to her Pooh Potty (note exhibit A) which provided her with a) leverage and b) privacy.
With repeated offers of candies falling from heaven, there she sat and there she pooped. And after much praise, a toilet paper wipe, and 14 gummy lifesavers later, there it sat. The poop.
So, then what? Um HELLO. What the heck do I do with the gigantic crap sitting in the purple bucket? I know to dump it in the toilet. And then I rinsed it out IN THE TOILET. But people. There were scrapes and scraps and remnants. And where does one scrub such things? And with what? The special potty scrubbing sponge?
I'm embarrassed to say I used half the bottle of toilet cleaner and a quick whipping wrist action and got most of it off. And then I rinsed the rest... in the sink. And then I decided, pooping in that damn potty is highly overrated.
So people. Help me out. She needs the leverage to poop. She's a stand and grunt kind of girl. However, cleaning the pot? Oy. I can barely pick hairs out of the shower drain (my OWN hairs), let alone scrub a big old poopy skid. What should I do here?