Happy Cinco de Maio. It must be a lucky day because I'm officially a paid freelance writer. My first piece is out today at Imperfect Parent. I figured since that particular piece went over so well over here, I might be able to get double usage out of it - with some slight tweaking of course. "Giving good head" just doesn't bode well with editors of the not-so-Penthouse kind. *ahem*
So, if you want a repeat laugh, head over there. And if you're wondering what I spent my big whopping check on, take a look at this. I could almost afford the whole thing.
Oh, and if you want to see what we've been up to over at Cool Mom Picks, I suggest you hold onto your hat and head on over. If you don't read on a daily basis, you're missing out. Lots of free giveaways, people. And a very cool monthly newsletter that I've been slaving my ass off over (except I still have the ass... hmmm....). Oh, and um, cool mom picks. Hello! So go over there, sign yourself up, and win some cool shit. Seriously. Do it. Now.
*And I'm the idiot who didn't acknowledge the fine work of Izzy for our logo. She rocks the house, of course. But you all already knew that.
And finally, I suggest making sure your couch is clear of all large half-eaten chocolate bunnies left by your husband on his eating fest the night before because when you decide to take a quick crap and leave your generally well-behaved daughter alone for 2.7 minutes, she may, in fact, consume the entire bunny, wear some of it on her face, and then tell you, in all honesty, that she just ate "chock."
Chock, indeed. Can't wait to change that poop later today.