The number of mennonite moustached nurses it took to hold her down: 3
The number of candies consumed during the process: 2
The number of pair of shoes I bought for her to celebrate: 1
The sheer joy of being freed from the dreaded cast: Priceless
This is an appropriate granola baby restraining device. That is all.
Hey, I'm at dot-moms today. Care to visit and say hello? It'll be worth it, I promise.