Austrian Girl Talk

Two young girls sit cozily in an Austrian bier garten sipping from frosty mugs. Anticipation, excitement, and the stench of sauerkraut and sausage fill the air.

Fraulein Eins: Oh Helga, I can't vait for zee Olympics, ya!!

Fraulein Zwei: Ya, Brunhilde, I got mein costumen yestertag. Es ist so sassypants.

Fraulein Eins: Ach-ya, I can't vait to see deesum bloomers und sweater coats. Did they make zem like du vanted? So sexy, ya?

Fraulein Zwei: Soso sexy. Meinen bloomers are so soft und lacy. *giggles and twirls braids* Diesem jumping boys vill not be able zu turn me away.

Fraulein Eins: Oh they are sooo sexysexy. Those long skizis and tight onezuits drive me schnitzelkafuchen. *shivers*

Fraulein Zwei: Vat is so gut about that Seth boy, ya? He ist so big und muscles.

Fraulein Eins: Ya. Who vants man bigger than einen maidens?

Fraulien Zwei: I vant a tall skinny boy who can fly on zee skizis. I think it so sexies ven they do big "v" on landing to stop zee skizis. Drive me spaetzelfufen. *giggles*

Fraulein Eins: Ven I can see the little bumpies in der suitzes, ooohhh... can't say it.

Fraulein Zwei: *nods in agreement* I liebe them. *sighs and pauses* More kraut?

Comments

[knq]

I'll have to check that one out...

[Izzy]

LOLOLOL..it's like an Austrian version of that blog "Overheard in NY" (which, BTW, was featured on NPR's Morning Edition the other day)