For The Men: Part Deux (that's two in French, boys)

In light of the recent posts on romance and the like (see my post entitled "for the men"), I found this lovely Tenacious D song quite appropo. Now, I'm one of those moderate Jack Black fans - he's sometimes funny and entertaining, other times annoying - and well, makes me want to eat my own arm off. Regardless, I enjoyed this song. And I laughed. Hard.

Enjoy. Important points in RED. My comments in ITALICS (That's slanty writing, boys).

Fuck Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze (Gently please, and don't discriminate)
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly (Generally, leave the balls out (or in I guess when seeking ROMANCE)

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite position? (Ask questions, knowledge leads to power and many orgasms)
That's cool with me (Agreeability, always a romantic quality in my book)
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar (Please, don't cook, ordering is FINE)

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard (See, you get your chance, IF you offer the SWEET lovin')

Comments

[raven]

I love that song!!!

[SmartBlkWoman]

Damn, I am so glad I found your page! LOL I remember when a friend of mine introduced me to tenacious D in college, they are hilarious!

This was the first song I ever heard from them. Oh the memories of my college days...... :)